• We’re currently investigating an issue related to the forum theme and styling that is impacting page layout and visual formatting. The problem has been identified, and we are actively working on a resolution. There is no impact to user data or functionality, this is strictly a front-end display issue. We’ll post an update once the fix has been deployed. Thanks for your patience while we get this sorted.

If you were only gonna get one thing for Christmas, what would you want?

moshquerade

moshquerade

No Lifer
and don't say outrageous stuff like "a million dollars."

Santa's only gonna bring you one thing. what do you want it to be?
 
Considering my entire wish list is based on computer parts and I can only choose one?

More RAM 🙁

But video card is a very tempting choice.
 
Hmm.. I already bought all of my own Christmas presents, and a I got a lot of stuff...

But I would have to say my watch makes me happiest.
 
A mistress

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the day
I just can't wait till Christmas time
When I can grope you in the hay (When I can roll you in the hay)

Easy come, easy go
Have a good time with lots of dough
Slippin' up high, slippin' down low
Love'm and leave'm on with the show

Listen, I like female form in minimum dress
Money to spend with a capital "S"
Get a date with the woman in red
Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed (One of me in heaven...)

He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
But I want it, but it don't matter
She got it, and I can't [get | have] it
I want a mistress for Christmas
I want a mistress for Christmas

(Ooh yeah, haha yeah
I want a mistress for Christmas
Come on)

Easy come, easy go
Slippin' high, slippin' low

(Yeah, aw right)

He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
I want it, don't matter
She got it, and I can't get it -

Mistress
he got it, I want it
For Christmas
They got it, and I can't have it
Mistress
But I want it, it don't matter
For Christmas
She got it, and I can't get a

Mistress for Christmas

You know what I'm talkin' about
Mistress for Christmas
You gotta send me down
you gotta send me down
Mistress for Christmas
I want the woman in red (I want a woman in the rear,)
with bow in my bed with a bottle of my beer)

Mistress for Christmas

I can hear you coming down my smoke stack
I wanna ride on your raindeer honey and ring the bells
 
Originally posted by: m2kewl
that fat fool better bring me THIS!

😀
Click to expand...

Aiming a little low, eh?
Or is the sedan not "cool enough" for you?

The M5 is so hot that only those with small penis syndrome would complain about the 4-door configuration.
 
A house instead of this ghetto trailer we live in with a leaky roof and bare floor with holes in it. This is not how I wanted my boys to remeber thier childhood living or in a run down trailer or even my wife for that matter. But atleast its a roof over our heads I guess 😛

If I couldnt get that, a better car then our 88 mercury cougar with the door skins barely still on and holes (I mean big holes, size of soft balls) in the fender and the exhaust falling off making it louder then hell pissing of the people around us.

Kinda hard to get ahead when you are unable to work and your loved one cant find a job that pays more then $6.50 and you need to support 4 people on that.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

TRENDING THREADS

Back
Top