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If you were on Death Row...

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Originally posted by: hjo3
Originally posted by: marvdmartian
Seriously, tho......if you were stuck on death row, with little to no chance of getting out of the execution, wouldn't you take up the worst habits imaginable, in hopes of killing yourself first?? Man, I'd weigh 500 pounds, and smoke 3 packs a day, just in hopes of spoiling their little party! :roll:
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How would morbid obesity and heart attacks be better than a quick injection?
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Fatten up to the point when they are looking for a vein to do the injection it takes them way longer than usual. 😛
 
Death row doesn't exist up here 😉

That said, probably a random Greek platter, a quart of brandy, and a carton of marlboros. That should just about do it.
 
Originally posted by: cirthix
how about... an ANTIDOTE to the next morning's poison in a time-release form, to be prepared for the next day 😉
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So you can starve to death in your coffin, YES
 
potions for:
Strength + 20
Dexterity + 20
Wisdom + 12
Charisma + 10
Life +1000
Mana +1000

then defeat the guards and escape
 
A carrot cake with cream cheese frosting and a Bavarian Creme cake, which I'll eat in one sitting. Then, since I'm hypoglycemic, all the surgar will make my blood glucose levels skyrocket, which in turn will cause my pancrease to over-produce insulan which will then make my blood gluclose levels plumet, causing me to go into insulan shock. Then they can do whatever they want to me since I'll be in a coma.
 
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Something that tastes good and results in obscene amounts of flatulence. I'd like everyone to remember me by the way I stank up the deathchamber and the entire spectator gallery with my terminal farts from hell.
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Probably ask for some good Falafel..........fresh............from Jerusalem. I wanna see how they'd make that possible 😀 And ALOT of caffiene, since I'd be on my way out, I'd definitely want to find out just how much caffiene me and my body can handle.
 
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