If you were made of hot dogs and you were starving would you eat yourself to survive?

[ViperXX]

I know I sure would.

 

[spidey07]

Yes. I would eat my own wiener.

 

[Brigandier]

*Shakes head*

I would!

 

[Farmer]

No no no, it's gotta be "Would you ........ to survive?"

 

[OCGuy]

Am I kosher?

 

[zebano]

All beef hotdog mmmm

 

[OCGuy]

OP made me hungry

 

[dali71]

I know I would! First, I would smother myself with brown mustard and relish...I'd be so delicious!

 

[Drako]

Only my wife is allowed to eat me.

 

[vshah]

only if I peed mustard and bled ketchup

 

[sourceninja]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi-5vKqWc_I&feature=player_detailpage#t=38s

 

[joesmoke]

yes, but only if i was grilled with spicy brown, onions, n peppers

 

[dank69]

 

[TheInternet1980]

All beef? Or am I some all beef, some turkey frank? Is the type of hotdog implied in your post somewhere?

 

[crownjules]

I would have to rename myself Frank if that were the case.

 

[Delita]

Would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?

 

[Juddog]

All beef? Or am I some all beef, some turkey frank? Is the type of hotdog implied in your post somewhere?

It's ground up lips & ass.

 

[TheInternet1980]

It's ground up lips & ass.

Do I plump when I'm cooked?

 

[Juddog]

Do I plump when I'm cooked?

You plump like a fat lip after getting smacked by a large trout.

 

[TheInternet1980]

You plump like a fat lip after getting smacked by a large trout.

Then yes. I would consume myself.

 

[Artista]

Only if I were a Kosher hotdog!

 

[mk]

Are there buns and condiments available? If not then I'd rather be spaghetti and meatballs.

 

[zinfamous]

"I'd slather myself in mustard. I'd be delicious!"

 

[TheNinja]

then I'd wash it down with a tall, cool budweiser

 

[Krazy4Real]

hell yeah!