If you were in the White House pool....

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider
Since there is no question worth asking a politician that will have a straight answer, nothing.

Assuming that you are guaranteed a completely honest answer to a single question, what would your 1 question be?

Mine: "Do you truly believe that the policies, stances, and actions you have taken as President are those which continually serve best the general welfare, liberties, and interest of the American people, to which you are sworn to serve?"

If he answers "No," we'll know he's a horrible, lying politician.
If he answers "Yes," we'll know he's a complete and utter moron.
If his head simply explodes, we'll know he was a robot sent back from the future where damn, dirty apes rule the world.

 

[daveshel]

What color is the sky in your world?

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: daveshel
What color is the sky in your world?

Depends on the weather and atmospheric conditions, naturally.

 

[Zebo]

Wanna go dove huntin?

 

[Finalnight]

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[judasmachine]

Whats the square root of 81?

 

[slash196]

Is there something wrong with your brain? Or are you just a greedy narcissist?

 

[AragornTK]

Mr. Bush, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsy pop?

and, if a second, relevant question is allowed,

Do you think you can count that high?

 

[MicroChrome]

I'd ask him how he plans on Paying for the war in IRAQ. When will we be out of Iraq?

I'd also ask him if he knew that we are 8.2 Trillion in debt?

But all these questions have been put before him and he will never deal with it. So this post is WORTHLESS.

 

[catnap1972]

When are you planning on tendering your resignation?

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: OrByte
I would ask him what Laura Bush thinks of how he is running the country.

Better yet I would love to ask Laura Bush herself, she is the worst liar of them all. She would tell you whats up.

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[digiram]

Does 2+2 really equal 4?

 

[BDawg]

edit: oops

 

[dmcanally]

I would ask?

How is it that you haven?t been assassinated yet? Is your security really that good?

 

[dmcanally]

My question would be...

Damn fool, why is there so much chlorine in the pool!?

 

[OrganizedChaos]

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[arsbanned]

Would you mind wipin' that sh!t eating smirk off your stupid face?

 

[MicroChrome]

WTF were you thinking!!??!!

 

[Aimster]

If you got drunk one night and you banged the white house maid, would you want her to get an abortion?

 

[arsbanned]

Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos
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That was smart. I don't believe such things are protected by free speech.

 

[piasabird]

This is like hate-bating. People show their true feelings; Silly little worms that they are.