If you were going to kill yourself...

[richardycc]

This way!

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: Challenger
150mph on my motorcycle with a VERY HOT CHICK pumping up and down on my ____ . As we climax we hit a concrete wall!!!

OR, you could just hit the other side of Spac3d's Honda. Maybe it would balance it out somehow....

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
12ga shotgun to the roof of mouth.

MIKE

just remember to angle it towards the back of your head. People survive that, they just blow off their face.

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Quickly? A gun. Painlessly? (sorta) Pills.

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: eakers
heroin

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: richardycc
This way!

too bad that guy was so old, he probably reproduced.

 

[ElFenix]

burninated!

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: tweakmm
Drugs.

 

[fatbaby]

Death by Unga Bunga!

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: NathanBWF
i'd get burninated

LMFAO

 

[IcePhoenix]

Taking as many people with me as possible

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
12ga shotgun to the roof of mouth.

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: fatbaby
Death by Unga Bunga!

yeah, you would do that......................

 

[VioletAura]

Originally posted by: IcePhoenix
Taking as many people with me as possible

 

[imported_Papi]

This thread stands for all that premeditated suicide is.

EDIT



On a side note: One morning, in the kitchen at work one of my former (Read: Fired) bosses, a short, gray haired, thick glasses, psycho looking, beacon wanttobe kind of guy comes walking in.

We are talking about an explosion that had happened the day before where construction workers accident cut gas line causing the complex to explode, and he piped in and says. "If I were to kill someone I would use natural gas!" We, three ladies look at each other, like WTF??!!!?!

This guy wants to become a beacon.......

 

[gopunk]

robbing a bank

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: isekii
Carbon Monoxide ?

C/O

 

[Spooner]

Originally posted by: boyRacer
masturbation.

 

[DerwenArtos12]

I would walk out into the middle of time square, pour gasoline on myslef and light myslef on fire as a form of formal protest. You gotta love the budist monks.

 

[SithSolo1]

Via a knife or the bus at UGA. Either way, guaranteed death.

 

[classy]

WTF? Sick, just plain sick. Who in their right mind walks around thinking of what would be the best way to kill themselves? You need help, seriously, you got some seriously jacked up issues.

 

[DerwenArtos12]

Originally posted by: classy
WTF? Sick, just plain sick. Who in their right mind walks around thinking of what would be the best way to kill themselves? You need help, seriously, you got some seriously jacked up issues.

I do and all of my shrinks think I am making great progress.

 

[aircooled]

Heavy narcotics + alcohol.

 

[DnetMHZ]

.50 to left temple

 

[prvteye2003]

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
12ga shotgun to the roof of mouth.

MIKE

just remember to angle it towards the back of your head. People survive that, they just blow off their face.

Actually, with a shotgun, you are more than likely gonna die. With a pistol, yes, angle it toward the back of the throat so you take out the first and/or second vertebrae. I once ran a call to a guy who tried to committ suicide by shooting himself in the forehead with a .22. All he got was a big lump and bruise. OTOH, it is quite a sight to have seen someone committ suicide. In my line of work, I've seen lots of suicides...hangings, shotguns/pistols in mouth or to head, pills, CO, etc.