If you were going to come back as an ATOT troll...

[amdhunter]

Black Indian.

 

[disappoint]

TFP

 

[brianmanahan]

TFP

everyone knows this

 

[John Connor]

I'd come back as a Liberal flaming homosexual. LMAO!

:awe:

 

[HamburgerBoy]

JLGatsby

:wub:

Underrated/forgotten troll imo. I liked him more than CasioTech.

 

[WelshBloke]

I'd come back as a Liberal flaming homosexual. LMAO!

:awe:

You'd never pull off the liberal bit. 😛

 

[John Connor]

We need more regulations on pollution! More wind turbines and solar! No more fossil fuel! We need to legalize pot in all 50 states! And a woman has a right to chose! The government has no right telling you what to do.

Good enough? LMAO! I call bull shit to all of that.

 

[Howard]

We need more regulations on pollution! More wind turbines and solar! No more fossil fuel! We need to legalize pot in all 50 states! And a woman has a right to chose! The government has no right telling you what to do.

Good enough? LMAO! I call bull shit to all of that.

Stop yelling. It's a dead giveaway.

 

[VulgarDisplay]

I'd come back as alkemyst. You'd all come at me bro's.

 

[CrimsonWolf]

blackinches

 

[CZroe]

We need more regulations on pollution! More wind turbines and solar! No more fossil fuel! We need to legalize pot in all 50 states! And a woman has a right to chose! The government has no right telling you what to do.

Good enough? LMAO! I call bull shit to all of that.

Uhh, that's a strange position for a liberal to take.

 

[WelshBloke]

Uhh, that's a strange position for a liberal to take.

Well a true Liberal would say that their private life is nothing to do with the government and so the government should not have an opinion on it.

 

[Mayne]

probably a female attention whore.

 

[Paratus]

crimsonwolf says as blackinches

ftfy
😉

 

[SunnyD]

What do you mean by "come back as"?

lol, first reply. That didn't take long at all.

 

[DaTT]

I'd come back as alkemyst. You'd all come at me bro's.

Which one? The black one or the white one?

Do you even lift?

 

[Newell Steamer]

I would come back as a rich billionaire business man / sports athlete. Who has bedded countless women (all of whom are perfect 10s).

Even though I have worked in my office all my life (since 8 years old), I am more than capable of building a mansion (and have) with my own two hands; no need for tools or anything. Just nails, wood, steel, bricks and cement - I'll take care of the rest. Oh and some water,... I case I get thirsty.

I know about everything and anything. Got a question about laws? I have the answers - no need for me to provide proof though. Just do as I say. Got a question about quantum physics? I taught Michio Kaku everything. Want to know about the state of economics in the US? Well, don't pay any mind to the White House - I have the REAL numbers and figures. Got a question about fire arms? I am your guy,.. I forge my own, you know.

I would be ULTRA "conservative". I admonish anything and everything the government does,... unless it is for tax cuts that benefit me and my rich friends. Abortion should be abolished (unless my daughter gets pregnant by a black guy or something). Life should be valued at all costs,... unless you are a criminal; but, only when a certain skin color or sexual orientation commits a crime (any crime).

I changed my mind about taxes; they should be collected from the poor and given to me and only me.

Also, skeet shooting - love it. But, I would love it even better if we could replace the clay pigeons with real life people; because I should decide who lives and who dies,.. personally.

Knock on my door looking for help at 2am in the morning, after you've had a car accident? I hope you said your prayers to your "god" (the dictator of North Korea), because you will get a face full of lead.

Pow.

Ride a bike? You deserve daily torture until the day you die.

Bam.

Have a vagina? It better be ready and waiting for me, after I am done with the dinner you made me.

Ka-boom.

Have me on ignore? Better announce it and point it,... because that is how ignore works; you ignore someone by announcing it that they are ignore. Because actually ignoring me does not work.

Burp.

I am the best at everything and anything - while you suck and your mom sucks.

 

[Brian Stirling]

I think I'd pretend to be from the NSA. I'd ask people questions that make it clear I'm investigating them. I'd also ask others what they know about certain other people.

Of course, to really hit the jackpot you'd want to play several people at the same time.


Brian

 

[cronos]

What type of persona would you pick for maximum annoyance factor?

A pompous rich Republican type?
A confused anti-social Asian guy?
A macho musclehead with a fancy German sports car?

Which do you think would have the maximum troll factor, without getting yourself banned?

A pompous rich Republican anti-social macho musclehead with a fancy German sports car.

 

[IronWing]

It's a shame we focus on fluff like this when millions of babies are being aborted in this country every hour.

 

[CZroe]

Well a true Liberal would say that their private life is nothing to do with the government and so the government should not have an opinion on it.

Who said anything about private lives?

 

[alkemyst]

I'd come back as alkemyst. You'd all come at me bro's.

You couldn't handle being Alkemyst, bro.

 

[John Connor]

stop yelling. It's a dead giveaway.

yes we can! Yes we can! Yes we can! Lmfao!

 

[CrimsonWolf]

ftfy
😉

crimsonwolf says thanks to paratus. crimsonwolf had forgotten blackinches penchant for third person.

blackinches

 

[jana519]

What am I being punished for to have to reincarnate like this?