If you were God...

Mesomorph

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If you were God for a day, what would you do? (You can't make yourself eternal God either.)
 

pamchenko

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as god, I'd be all knowing and reward those people in life who are genuinely good people as I see fit...as an all knowing god, I could see through all the facades and the insincerity... how would i reward people? as an all knowing god, I would know what makes them happy and give it to them...
what makes someone good? ppl who make others happy selflessly.
 

pamchenko

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haha makes me thk of bart simpson...
"do you want a happy god or a vengeful god?"
todd and whatever his brothers name is in the flanders family
"happy god happy god"
 

Z24

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I would post I**L on every thread in the forum.

Because, hey, I'm god... what are they going to do about it?
 

nateholtrop

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i would give myself lots of money and an all knowing of the christian religion and know basically everything..even how to make a woman ........with in 30 secs :) hahaha

Nate
 

Moonbeam

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Your question makes no sense to me. Do you mean, what would I do if I suddenly were transformed into the thing that God is supposed to be. Obviously, in such a case I have know idea what I would do except that it would be whatever it is that God does. If you mean what would would Moonbeam do if he were given God power, I wold instantly resign before I screwed everything up.
 

sandorski

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I would go online and play all my favorite mods simultaneously. Soon, all the human lamers would accuse me of cheating then either vote me out or just leave in frustration. I would then proceed to the next server and repeat.
 

TheFacelessMan

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Good Thread!

If I were God...

I hate to say this, but I would smite Earth and rebuild it from scratch. I would create the human mind so that greed would never exist.


If there is a God, wouldn't you think he'd have thought of that? Hmmm...
 

SVTPower

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Get Rid of

AOL
Cheese Wiz
Macintosh (With it Apple Talk)
IPX
Copper phone lines (Convert to fiber)
Add a few lines @ Department of Trans requiring minimum SIZE,and a mandatory test every year after age of 65
Special Large SUV driving licences that include Parking at the local mall on Saturday
VW, Lexus, and Dodge Commercials
SPAM (E-mail)
Banners, Especially the Naughty ones ALL over the place
New Yorkers Attitudes
Saddamn, and put a Woman in charge of that country, they are not warmongers like males :)
Bad Managers (99% of all Management)
Progressive Tax
Welfare
Foglight and NetIQ pages
Special test for a license to drive while using a cell phone (This includes doing it with 4 kids in the back,during rush hour,and the person on the other line is asking you to write down an international address)
McDonalds (With it that freakin clown Ronald)
All junk TV between 1am and 6am will be totally replaced with primetime type stuff
Backup Exec Alerts
JAVA


I have more but you always forget when it comes time to answer ;)
 

Zucchini

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hehe kewl simulator:) It gave me like a ton of chances to make things perfect, but i was like no, u stupid humans must suffer mwahahah!

i esp liked the farside picture on this page:)god at his computer

and if i were god? I would kill ppls inhibitions so there would be a giant world wide orgy:)
 

cxim

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You & Bubba would become very close 'friends'... GOD does not take kindly to nef posts about GOD !!!
 

Elledan

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If I were a god, I would realize that it's not possible to be perfect and therefore undo the creation of the earth, universe and instead create some kind of heaven to spend eternity being bored... uhm.. wait... maybe I would just undo everything... ;)