If you were god

[FuzzyBee]

Originally posted by: Rufio

Originally posted by: ELP
I'd probably get a penis reduction first off...

so you want to change your 2 inches to 1 inch?

hm........you are not a smart god

you seem to know a lot about his unit 😉

 

[FuzzyBee]

Originally posted by: MrCodeDude

Originally posted by: fuzzy bee

Originally posted by: whalen
"If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea

If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no
Hell yeah"

gotta love bhg 😉

Bloodhound Gang?

yup

 

[Siddhartha]

Originally posted by: ELP
I'd probably get a penis reduction first off...

LOL!

 

[Rufio]

Originally posted by: fuzzy bee

Originally posted by: Rufio

Originally posted by: ELP
I'd probably get a penis reduction first off...

so you want to change your 2 inches to 1 inch?

hm........you are not a smart god

you seem to know a lot about his unit 😉

i am god, i know it all

 

[Mean MrMustard]

Originally posted by: Rufio

Originally posted by: fuzzy bee

Originally posted by: Rufio

Originally posted by: ELP
I'd probably get a penis reduction first off...

so you want to change your 2 inches to 1 inch?

hm........you are not a smart god

you seem to know a lot about his unit 😉

i am god, i know it all

The extra 9" gets in the way... it's more of a hassle trust me.

I want to know what it feels like to be a "normal" guy. 😉

 

[BurnItDwn]

if i was god i would throw strange objects at earth from space ... to make poeple thing aliens are invading.

I would also change my nick to god, and put "i am god" in my sig.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Dudd
First, I'd ban clothes for all hot women. Gotta give a little something back, you know? Then, I like the idea of the planets battling for supremecy. Give em some spaceships, and watch them go at it. I'd manage to get the whole thing on HBO as well.

Even brassieres? :Q

 

[psianime]

Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n
what would you do

sMiTE everyone named Dev.

 

[Shawn]

make there be no ugly women on earth......

 

[Titan]

I'd disprove my existence.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

First I would go into a small restaurant, make the salt and sugar slide around the table into my hands, and part my tomato soup. 😀

 

[godspeedx]

Get back all the time I wasted reading what you guys would do. . . while watching the two earths battle for supremacy. 😉

 

[Rufio]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
First I would go into a small restaurant, make the salt and sugar slide around the table into my hands, and part my tomato soup. 😀

a little too late!! i already made that joke! 😛

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Rufio

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
First I would go into a small restaurant, make the salt and sugar slide around the table into my hands, and part my tomato soup. 😀

a little too late!! i already made that joke! 😛

DAMMIT. I guess I never learned my lesson of reading threads before replying. 😛

 

[AnyMal]

what do you mean "if"? i am a god..

 

[CaptainKahuna]

Smite you, and anyone that pisses me off.