If you were forced into a life or death match in a cage with 1 month to prepare

[jinduy]

so when you get into the ring you can activate roid rage?

no weapons allowed, but u can use drugs on yourself.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

I would fight naked cause no respectable guy would fight you naked.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Oh hell yeah.

"One of them tested positive for Ketemine. That's a very powerful tranquilizer."
"Lots of people use tranquilizers."
"Well this one is used on horses..."
/armegeddon

 

[imported_LoKe]

Hell yes.

 

[imported_Zeke]

I'd make sure they had the music from when kirk fights spock on that old star trek episode.....no i'm not a trekkie...but thats damn good fight music.

 

[shoRunner]

obv

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Anyone that says no is either Chuck Norris or a lying bastard.

 

[Rock Hydra]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Anyone that says no is either Chuck Norris or a lying bastard.

Lol, agreed. Or a dead man.

 

[virtuamike]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Anyone that says no is either Jack Bauer or a lying bastard.

Pfft. Fixed.

 

[imported_Zeke]

Originally posted by: virtuamike

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Anyone that says no is either Jack Bauer or a lying bastard.

Pfft. Fixed.

that guy is like the new tom cruise.....if you met him in real life all you would be able to think abis how short he is.

 

[Jules]

Originally posted by: virtuamike

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Anyone that says no is either Jack Bauer or a lying bastard.

Pfft. Fixed.

Jack Bauer licks my balls.

Chuck Norris By KO (Head Kick)

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: virtuamike

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Anyone that says no is either Jack Bauer or a lying bastard.

Pfft. Fixed.

He had no problem shooting heroin up his veins. Why would he give a fuck about steroids?

 

[yukichigai]

F%$# 'roids, go straight for the PCP. In the ring anyway. 'roids for training, PCP for the fight. Hell, I have an overactive, over-outputting adrenal gland anyway; I can't even imagine how godawful strong I'd be on PCP.

Of course there's an equally good chance I'd just spend the whole month f%$#ing chicks. Might as well have fun before you go out.

 

[bunnyfubbles]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: virtuamike

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Anyone that says no is either Jack Bauer or a lying bastard.

Pfft. Fixed.

He had no problem shooting heroin up his veins. Why would he give a ****** about steroids?

A. Jack Bauer isn't even the best super agent with the intials J.B.
B. Jack Bauer isn't a real person.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: bunnyfubbles

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: virtuamike

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Anyone that says no is either Jack Bauer or a lying bastard.

Pfft. Fixed.

He had no problem shooting heroin up his veins. Why would he give a ****** about steroids?

A. Jack Bauer isn't even the best super agent with the intials J.B.
B. Jack Bauer isn't a real person.

Yes he is, STFU.

 

[NEWKILLA]

______X_____---insert needle here

***K****

 

[sourceninja]

All the roid heads I know have horrible cardio. Cardio makes fights. Strenght is crap.

 

[pontifex]

is the other guy going to use roids or some other drug?
can i secretly repalce his roids with something else, like estrogen?

 

[Red Dawn]

No as it wouldn't help but I would take a shot of speed right before the fight if offered.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx
I would fight naked cause no respectable guy would fight you naked.

Exactly what kind of guy are you expecting to fight?

 

[spaceman]

i would use methamphetamine rigbht before the match.

 

[UncleWai]

Originally posted by: sourceninja
All the roid heads I know have horrible cardio. Cardio makes fights. Strenght is crap.

Not if he lands a first punch and put a dent in your skull. Screw cardio, give me barry bonds power and I will bust some skulls.

 

[vi edit]

Don't know if 'roids would help much in a month...I'd be concentrating on training for as many quick and effective self defense and takedown moves as I could possibly learn.

Those combined with a nice healthy line of coke right before entering the ring would probably be my best bets.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx
I would fight naked cause no respectable guy would fight you naked.

Exactly what kind of guy are you expecting to fight?

:laugh:

 

[DaShen]

Meh, I would just bring a gun.

How could anyone "force" you into a life or death cage match unless you put yourself in that situation?
Of course, that possibly happens in bass-ackwards countries, in their prisons, but that is not likely to happen to me anytime soon.