If you were forced into a life or death match in a cage with 1 month to prepare

[PingSpike]

I would get chainsaw arms elective surgery. That way I'd have chainsaws for arms.

 

[jinduy]

lol

 

[SludgeFactory]

Roid rage is way overrated, most of the guys who are accused of "roid raging" are assholes whether or not they're on steroids.

I'd go with the meth or PCP right before the fight...

 

[Number1]

Would there be drug testing before the event?

 

[imported_michaelpatrick33]

Originally posted by: SludgeFactory
Roid rage is way overrated, most of the guys who are accused of "roid raging" are assholes whether or not they're on steroids.

I'd go with the meth or PCP right before the fight...

I agree, I would go with meth and PCP as well as dip my hands into a tank full of Spider Man spiders and discover that I have wolverine imbedded clasws in my toes for super kicks. I would than notice that I have developed the disturbing ability to shoot lasers out of my eyes.

I would then shoot Chuck Norris, chop off his head and consume his heart and gain all his powers because ...

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

 

[FDF12389]

What kind of guy do you think I am? Of course I wouldnt use drugs to gain an advantage.



Id hire a sniper to shoot the other guy.

 

[Kwaipie]

I would concentrate on my cage match cage escape techniques.

 

[Cattlegod]

I would cut open my skin and put a loaded gun in my body and sew it back up. When the match started I would tear open my flesh and pull the gun out and shoot him.

 

[Rebasxer]

Kumite! Kumite!

I'd just shoot up a ton of PCP before the fight so that if I died, I wouldn't feel it.

 

[ScottFern]

Que?

 

[wheresmybacon]

I'd take roids daily for a solid month, then I'd smoke some crystal meth and PCP right before the fight.

 

[EvilYoda]

I'd get busy hiding razors under my skin.