If you were Captain Picard of the Enterprise, what would your first orders be?

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Strk

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Strk
Head to DS9 and pick up Jadzia.

She's a man! 😉

Only the worm inside her! 😉

:shocked:

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Strk
Head to DS9 and pick up Jadzia.

She's a man! 😉

Mr. Warf, escort Zim Hosein to the brig. :shocked:

 

[Steve]

"Worf, show us your mating dance."

 

[Squisher]

Toga party!

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Strk
Head to DS9 and pick up Jadzia.

She's a man! 😉

Mr. Warf, escort Zim Hosein to the brig. :shocked:

<-- Snaps fingers, turns FelixDeKat into a tribble! 😛

 

[EatSpam]

Riker, lose some fvcking weight!

 

[DAGTA]

"Set course for uncharted regions."


I'm an explorer at heart. 🙂

 

[raystorm]

"Chief O'Brien, please teleport Mr. Crusher to the nearest black hole."

 

[JulesMaximus]

Number One, you have the bridge.

If you need me I'll be on the holodeck.

 

[GTaudiophile]

Declare the Holodeck MINE for at least a year! Mine only! :evil:

 

[Fritzo]

Captain Picard: Number One.
Commander Riker: Yes, Captain.
Captain Picard: Let me ask you something. If I whispered in your ear that Commander Worf's head looks like a fanny, would you join me in a laugh?
Commander Riker: Yeah, I could get in on that.
Captain Picard: All right! Here it comes! Commander Worf's head looks like a fanny!
(Everyone laughs)
Commander Worf: You can both suck my ridges.
Captain Picard: Oh, get a sense of humour, Rocky Dennis.

 

[Legend]

Data, take command of the entire ship.

Holodeck orgies.

 

[Atomicus]

Data, do the robot.

 

[Conky]

Originally posted by: KLin
"Number One!! Go take a number two!!"

/thread

darn you, I was gonna say that!

Beavis FTW!

 

[yukichigai]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Captain Picard: Number One.
Commander Riker: Yes, Captain.
Captain Picard: Let me ask you something. If I whispered in your ear that Commander Worf's head looks like a fanny, would you join me in a laugh?
Commander Riker: Yeah, I could get in on that.
Captain Picard: All right! Here it comes! Commander Worf's head looks like a fanny!
(Everyone laughs)
Commander Worf: You can both suck my ridges.
Captain Picard: Oh, get a sense of humour, Rocky Dennis.

Damn you, you beat me to it.

 

[Neurorelay]

Dance

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: Neurorelay
Dance

Never seen that before. :thumbsup:

 

[mb]

move zig

 

[LtPage1]

Originally posted by: Neurorelay
Dance

Dear god, what have you started?

 

[wasssup]

"get rid of all the nerds who watch this crappy show"

 

[SampSon]

"I'm going to get drunk as piss on some sh!tty alien wine, whoever the fvck wants the bridge can have it, I also have one for sale in NY."

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Holo deck + 7 of 9 = WIN!

 

[helpme]

Originally posted by: LtPage1

Originally posted by: Neurorelay
Dance

Dear god, what have you started?

OH SO GREAT!!

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: acemcmac
:music: I AM CAPTAIN JEAN LUC PICARD OF THE U S S ENT ER PRISE :music:

Link it up bitch 😛

The full version of that song is worth a look IMHO...it's amusing.

/edit: yeah, the one in the music video posted above.

I would probably terrorize lesser civilizations with the threat of orbital bombardment. When any of the crew start complaining about my violations of the Prime Directive, I'd space them.

 

[Shawn]

KILL ALL HUMANS