Perknose: Geez, I'm sorry to hear that.

Hang in there buddy!
Here's some nostalgia to help:
The BBS Crashes and we all have to re-register
Harvey vs. Doktor Pabst
Nowhereman's monkeys
Nick Caputo's dad finding a stack of the good Celery 300a's ina warehouse - the first real troll!
The BBS Crashes and we all have to re-register
OT being created for religous debates - Joe (Netopia) and Harvey if memory serves...
Teddy Ruxpin, as I mentioned, but try to remember some of Red's names for him (hint: "Sux...etc"

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MagnusKain's terrible spelling - and the "translator" someone made for him - they would repost his posts "translated" into readable english!
Jake moves to Hawaii
The BBS Crashes and we all have to re-register
The BBS Crashes and we all have to re-register
Steve and Russ test thousands of Celerons, only to have at least one new punk come in per day to tell them they didn't know anything about overclocking
The BBS Crashes and we all have to re-register
William Souder and the SCSI fiasco
The BBS Crashes and we all have to re-register
and of course:
The BBS Crashes and we all have to re-register!!!!