If you were an action figure...

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: Arcadio
and most important of all: my brain.

Where are all the jokes about this not being included?

Sorry, I added an "H" to every word there and it was jibberish to me.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: Arcadio
Mine would be a scientific calculator for problem solving, my laptop for googling at the beach, and most important of all: my brain. My base of operations would be a large particle accelerator.

You forgot the letter 'H'.

He also forgot about the cancer.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Billyzeke

Originally posted by: ggnl
a pink kilt, claws, and a frog

I would not want to meet that even with my plasma rifle, lightsaber, and grappling hook!

yeah, you'd be totally fucked! :laugh:

 

[xcript]

A cup of Earl Grey, a Rubik's Cube & an iPod touch.

 

[NuclearNed]

a can of bee spray
an axe
a flamethrower

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: Arcadio
Mine would be a scientific calculator for problem solving, my laptop for googling at the beach, and most important of all: my brain. My base of operations would be a large particle accelerator.

luckily, my brain is part of the action figure, not an accessory i can remove...

mine would be laptop, handgun and ppc

 

[Ruptga]

Jeff Goldblum's laptop. Do I really need two other things?

 

[zinfamous]

Steel Codpiece
Airhorn
Beer helmet.

 

[tfcmasta97]

A blunt
A motercycle
A katana

 

[lxskllr]

UT shock rifle
tin of snus
Eee PC

 

[her209]

3 underage girls

*rimshot*

 

[BoomerD]

NO "action figure" is complete without one of these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9iiU6NDxIo

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

M4 Carbine, Katana, and a bag of fail

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Longboard

Sun Block

4 pack of Boddingtons

 

[sao123]

bubble gum, duct tape, and a swiss army knife..

oh wait someone already took that idea.


tightly curved brim baseball cap
Nintendo Entertainment System
Pepperoni/xchz Pizza

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

A cleaver, mug of beer and, a toque.

 

[Baked]

Jet pack, twin plasma blasters.

 

[alkemyst]

black card, condoms, and a cell phone

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: Peelback79

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: Billyzeke
Plasma rifle - lightsaber - grappling hook

nice

remote-detonated explosives
claymore
m-249

Me likes. Just make sure the it's the M249 Gulf and swap the claymores for some AT-4s and I'd like to have a vehicle as my third accesory. Hmmmm, not a hummer, the possible replacement for the hummer. International is making. These things. Can't remember what they're called.

Another pic. Here it's referred to as the JP8. A friend of mine works for International. They got a prototype of it. They had to strip it entirely down and replace what parts they wanted then send the government their price per unit to produce it. They only thing they couldn't attach was the .50 cal Browning M2 they sent crated up on top of it. But at least they let him watch the millitary personnel come attach it.

Edit: Added another pic.

no, not claymore mines
a sword, a great big fucking sword.

better workout so you can wield it.

 

[Red Squirrel]

- USB key
- 3 RSA tokens (we'll count this as one accessory)
- Blackberry

Each sold separately, batteries not included. RSA tokens may require resync at random.

 

[Locut0s]

A used rusty needle, empty box of Mac & Cheese & a single stale worn Rolaids tablet.

I shale be hence forth known as Mr Incongruous!

 

[SlitheryDee]

Rubber Duck
Season 3 of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
6oz bottle of Jerry Curl

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: Peelback79

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: Billyzeke
Plasma rifle - lightsaber - grappling hook

nice

remote-detonated explosives
claymore
m-249

Me likes. Just make sure the it's the M249 Gulf and swap the claymores for some AT-4s and I'd like to have a vehicle as my third accesory. Hmmmm, not a hummer, the possible replacement for the hummer. International is making. These things. Can't remember what they're called.

Another pic. Here it's referred to as the JP8. A friend of mine works for International. They got a prototype of it. They had to strip it entirely down and replace what parts they wanted then send the government their price per unit to produce it. They only thing they couldn't attach was the .50 cal Browning M2 they sent crated up on top of it. But at least they let him watch the millitary personnel come attach it.

Edit: Added another pic.

no, not claymore mines
a sword, a great big fucking sword.

better workout so you can wield it.

how about if i swap out the explosives for some steroids?

 

[clamum]

Bottle of liquor, pack of smokes, computer.

 

[lxskllr]

Originally posted by: Locut0s
A used rusty needle, empty box of Mac & Cheese & a single stale worn Rolaids tablet.

I shale be hence forth known as Mr Incongruous!

That's funny :^D