If you were an action figure...

[LilPima]

Mine would be a blackberry for neffing and messaging, a cup of coffee for fuel, and heels as part of my action figure uniform.

Edit: I was more thinking of if you were personally an action figure, not a superhero. Go!

 

[Billyzeke]

Plasma rifle - lightsaber - grappling hook

 

[Arcadio]

Mine would be a scientific calculator for problem solving, my laptop for googling at the beach, and most important of all: my brain. My base of operations would be a large particle accelerator.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: Billyzeke
Plasma rifle - lightsaber - grappling hook

nice

remote-detonated explosives
claymore
m-249

 

[Billyzeke]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: Billyzeke
Plasma rifle - lightsaber - grappling hook

nice

remote-detonated explosives
claymore
m-249

Cool!

We are both ass kickers just in different eras!

 

[Peelback79]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: Billyzeke
Plasma rifle - lightsaber - grappling hook

nice

remote-detonated explosives
claymore
m-249

Me likes. Just make sure the it's the M249 Gulf and swap the claymores for some AT-4s and I'd like to have a vehicle as my third accesory. Hmmmm, not a hummer, the possible replacement for the hummer. International is making. These things. Can't remember what they're called.

Another pic. Here it's referred to as the JP8. A friend of mine works for International. They got a prototype of it. They had to strip it entirely down and replace what parts they wanted then send the government their price per unit to produce it. They only thing they couldn't attach was the .50 cal Browning M2 they sent crated up on top of it. But at least they let him watch the millitary personnel come attach it.

Edit: Added another pic.

 

[ggnl]

a pink kilt, claws, and a frog

 

[Leros]

a spoon, a raccoon foot, and a PDA

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: Peelback79

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: Billyzeke
Plasma rifle - lightsaber - grappling hook

nice

remote-detonated explosives
claymore
m-249

Me likes. Just make sure the it's the M249 Gulf and swap the claymores for some AT-4s and I'd like to have a vehicle as my third accesory. Hmmmm, not a hummer, the possible replacement for the hummer. International is making. These things. Can't remember what they're called.

Another pic. Here it's referred to as the JP8. A friend of mine works for International. They got a prototype of it. They had to strip it entirely down and replace what parts they wanted then send the government their price per unit to produce it. They only thing they couldn't attach was the .50 cal Browning M2 they sent crated up on top of it. But at least they let him watch the millitary personnel come attach it.

Edit: Added another pic.

no, not claymore mines
a sword, a great big fucking sword.

 

[Jeeebus]

My three accessories: Win, pain, and awesome.

 

[SunnyD]

Fleshlight, hookers & blow.

 

[ViviTheMage]

long range rifle, mp5, and disguise gear

 

[Billyzeke]

Originally posted by: Peelback79

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: Billyzeke
Plasma rifle - lightsaber - grappling hook

nice

remote-detonated explosives
claymore
m-249

Me likes. Just make sure the it's the M249 Gulf and swap the claymores for some AT-4s and I'd like to have a vehicle as my third accesory. Hmmmm, not a hummer, the possible replacement for the hummer. International is making. These things. Can't remember what they're called.

Another pic. Here it's referred to as the JP8. A friend of mine works for International. They got a prototype of it. They had to strip it entirely down and replace what parts they wanted then send the government their price per unit to produce it. They only thing they couldn't attach was the .50 cal Browning M2 they sent crated up on top of it. But at least they let him watch the millitary personnel come attach it.

Edit: Added another pic.

It's the M ATV. Nice ride. More info here .

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: Arcadio
Mine would be a scientific calculator for problem solving, my laptop for googling at the beach, and most important of all: my brain. My base of operations would be a large particle accelerator.

You forgot the letter 'H'.

 

[Billyzeke]

Originally posted by: ggnl
a pink kilt, claws, and a frog

I would not want to meet that even with my plasma rifle, lightsaber, and grappling hook!

 

[weiv0004]

I only need one:

Bionic testicles that produce delicious-strawberry-flavoured semen with the addictive properties of heroin.

Thank you www.wordsandpicturesonline.com

 

[Billyzeke]

Originally posted by: weiv0004
I only need one:

Bionic testicles that produce delicious-strawberry-flavoured semen with the addictive properties of heroin.

Thank you www.wordsandpicturesonline.com

Wait! I want to trade my grappling hook for a bionic nutsac.

 

[buck]

Bad ass sniper rifle, light saber, and grappling hook.

 

[spidey07]

Kung-fu grip, machete, big ass rifle.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: SunnyD
Fleshlight, hookers & blow.

You stole mine!

Oh well, I could always go 3x Fleshlight.

 

[fire400]

1. genie in "lamp"

2. "remote control device" to my mothership

3. "gold," so I can buy more accessories

 

[The Boston Dangler]

1. bag of weed
2. some sort of dessert
3. press the button on my back to hear:
"this is bullshit"
"that's pissa"
"loosah!"
and more!

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca

Originally posted by: SunnyD
Fleshlight, hookers & blow.

You stole mine!

Oh well, I could always go 3x Fleshlight.

Dude! You da man, man, man!

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: Arcadio
and most important of all: my brain.

Where are all the jokes about this not being included?

 

[Chaotic42]

Sleeping bag
Coffee mug
Plotter