If you were Al Bundy, would you have been so afraid to "hit it?"

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Linux23

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: Jigga
The funny thing is, I wouldn't hit it in 'Married With Children', but I'd hit it in '10 Simple Rules...'

Of course, I'd hit both blonde daughters from the two sitcoms! :D

the blonde one in 8 simple rules is underage iirc... the redhead is not (or maybe the blonde was underage when the show started... regardless, the redhead never was, and is like 5 years older)

doesn't matter, the blond is HOT!!!:D
 

jjones

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Oct 9, 2001
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Never found her attractive sexually; reminds me of an older sister or something. She's not ugly by any stretch, in fact she's good looking, but to be honest, if she was offering I'd probably say no thanks.
 

ElFenix

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Originally posted by: Linux23
Originally posted by: ElFenix

the blonde one in 8 simple rules is underage iirc... the redhead is not (or maybe the blonde was underage when the show started... regardless, the redhead never was, and is like 5 years older)

doesn't matter, the blond is HOT!!!:D

so is the red haired one
 

DrPizza

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Mar 5, 2001
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Originally posted by: NFS4
Seems as though all NEVER wanted to sleep with his wife...

Don't get me wrong, she wasn't as hot as Kelly, but she wasn't a dog either

Unfortunately for him, Al didn't write the script!
 

waggy

No Lifer
Dec 14, 2000
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Originally posted by: djheater
Originally posted by: waggy
yeah i would have hit it.

i always wondered about that. why didn't he do her more often? but after being married 5 years i can understand. I hate to tell you single guys out there but it gets old after awhile! while she may still look great it gets stale.

but she was cute and she did have a good body. i wouldnt have passed it up.

I have been married six years and the sex is still great.

It's pretty annoying when "old married guys" try and lend credence to cliche stereotypes.

If you're not having good sex it's not because you've been married for so long it's in spite of it.

oh not saying sex is bad. i still enjoy it whenever i can. But i do have to admit that when we first started dateing(about 12 years ago) we would have sex daily. heck sometimes twice a day. Now its twice a week. nothing like we used to.

but after all this time and having sex with the same person for so long it is not as exciting. If having sex with your wife after 6 years is just as exciting as it was when you first met then great!
 

NFS4

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Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: djheater
Originally posted by: waggy
yeah i would have hit it.

i always wondered about that. why didn't he do her more often? but after being married 5 years i can understand. I hate to tell you single guys out there but it gets old after awhile! while she may still look great it gets stale.

but she was cute and she did have a good body. i wouldnt have passed it up.

I have been married six years and the sex is still great.

It's pretty annoying when "old married guys" try and lend credence to cliche stereotypes.

If you're not having good sex it's not because you've been married for so long it's in spite of it.

oh not saying sex is bad. i still enjoy it whenever i can. But i do have to admit that when we first started dateing(about 12 years ago) we would have sex daily. heck sometimes twice a day. Now its twice a week. nothing like we used to.

but after all this time and having sex with the same person for so long it is not as exciting. If having sex with your wife after 6 years is just as exciting as it was when you first met then great!

Sounds like a man looking to jump ship and screw a younger woman...

Better yet (and an even safer bet), just picture your wife as someone else while you're having "relations," it might make it more enjoyable;)

**runs for cover**
 

waggy

No Lifer
Dec 14, 2000
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heh a younger women? hell no they are nuts.

odd part is my wife is 27 and still looks 20. while i on the other hand have gotten fatter and balder. heh


i picture her as someone else all the time! reminds me i got to get new pictures of ofs ome of the lifers...
 

waggy

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Dec 14, 2000
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wow i didnt look at the pictures! she does look good now also.

but i have a soft spot (or hard depends on what they are wearing) for redheads.

but the big hair is kinda silly.
 

Childs

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Jul 9, 2000
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Originally posted by: andylawcc
she actually looked much better now... She is the one rarity in which her beauty advance along with her age.

She got a boob job.


I wouldn't have hit it until after the boob job. She looked better after that, not just boobs, but makeup or something. And as someone mentioned, it does get old after awhile, especially after you're broken in. The funny thing is Al only lasts like 30 seconds, which is the opposite of what should happen...he should take forever after being married for so long.
 

Squisher

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Aug 17, 2000
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Man and wife are at the State Fair looking over the bulls. The wife sees a sign next to one bull that says among other things, "This bull mated 100 times last year"
The wife looks at her husband and says, "Boy, you could learn something from this bull."
They walk a little farther and spy another sign on a bull with similar details and the wife spouts off again.
At the front of the pavillion they see the 1st place Blue Ribbon bull with the farmer.
The wife doesn't see a sign so she asks the farmer, "How many times did this bull mate last year?"
And, the farmer says "This here bull mated 365 times last year."
But, before the wife can say anything the husband asks, "Let me ask you something. Was that 365 times with the same cow?"
 

dolph

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in the beginning of the series, peg & al would go at it all the time. i don't know when they changed it to where they'd never have seks.
 

NFS4

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Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Id probably bang Marci, but I wouldnt touch Peggy.

Marci is a rug-muncher in real life. And as Al said, her breasts couldn't feed a baby chick
 

krunchykrome

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Dec 28, 2003
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Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Id probably bang Marci, but I wouldnt touch Peggy.

Marci is a rug-muncher in real life. And as all said, her breasts couldn't feed a baby chick

Is she really?

And Im not really a breast-man anyways. She's got a little junk in the trunk.