If you were able to operate a howitzer and fire a single shell, what would you take out?

[jjones]

An orphanage.

 

[StageLeft]

Probably a big chunk of concrete, just to see what it would do. Lame, I know.

 

[Bumrush99]

Originally posted by: jjones
An orphanage.

That comment combined with your clown avatar really freaked me out

 

[mobobuff]

A video camera.

 

[mrrman]

my ex lol

 

[Red Dawn]

This thread topic reminds me of Bruce Cockburn's song "If I had a Rocket Launcher"


Here comes the helicopter -- second time today
Everybody scatters and hopes it goes away
How many kids they've murdered only God can say
If I had a rocket launcher...I'd make somebody pay

I don't believe in guarded borders and I don't believe in hate
I don't believe in generals or their stinking torture states
And when I talk with the survivors of things too sickening to relate
If I had a rocket launcher...I would retaliate

On the Rio Lacantun, one hundred thousand wait
To fall down from starvation -- or some less humane fate
Cry for guatemala, with a corpse in every gate
If I had a rocket launcher...I would not hesitate

I want to raise every voice -- at least I've got to try
Every time I think about it water rises to my eyes.
Situation desperate, echoes of the victims cry
If I had a rocket launcher...Some son of a bitch would die

 

[lozina]

IRS headquarters

 

[Regs]

My former high school. So many bad memories.

 

[K1052]

Michael Moore before the Academy votes for the awards.

 

[Garet Jax]

this thread

 

[nakedfrog]

The world's biggest rice krispie treat.

 

[clamum]

A KKK meeting.

 

[Red Dawn]

Faux News Studios, especially when that meathead Sean Hannity is there, preferably when he has Ann Coulter on as a guest.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: beer
I'd probably destroy the City of Austin's Parking Enforcement building.

How about you?

The Director of my company. He made me move from AZ that fvcking SOB. :|

 

[CraigRT]

That would take a long time for me to accurately figure out, wouldn't want to waste my single shell.

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: CraigRT
That would take a long time for me to accurately figure out, wouldn't want to waste my single shell.

During all of the studying and examination, you'd become too attached to your single shell, and your commitment would prevent you from exploding the only thing you've ever loved. You'd become friends with it, place it in a corner of your living room and call him Howie.

 

[lozina]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Faux News Studios, especially when that meathead Sean Hannity is there, preferably when he has Ann Coulter on as a guest.

You're an unpatriotic terrorist-funding traitor!

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: beer
I'd probably destroy the City of Austin's Parking Enforcement building.

How about you?

That Company in India that is taking all our helpdesk jobs overseas =P
or
the Dell HelpDesk building =P

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: lozina

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Faux News Studios, especially when that meathead Sean Hannity is there, preferably when he has Ann Coulter on as a guest.

You're an unpatriotic terrorist-funding traitor!

What are you talking about, it will take out the lilly livered liberal Alan Colmes too!:laugh:

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: CVSiN

Originally posted by: beer
I'd probably destroy the City of Austin's Parking Enforcement building.

How about you?

That Company in India that is taking all our helpdesk jobs overseas =P
or
the Dell HelpDesk building =P

Just unplug it... and plug it back in.

 

[GrumpyMan]

Jessica Simpson at Fed Ex Bowl?

 

[J0hnny]

I'd aim right at the San Andreas fault where there is a perfectly mapped out stress point that would cause California to fall into the ocean.

 

[captains]

your computer

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: J0hnny
I'd aim right at the San Andreas fault where there is a perfectly mapped out stress point that would cause California to fall into the ocean.

Why's that?

 

[HermDogg]

Originally posted by: Evadman
I would want to fling an econmy car off an aircraft carrier with the catipult and try to nail it. My version of Skeet Shooting.

Read Tim Allen much?