If you were a woman married to a famous actor or sports star

[dasherHampton]

why in the hell would you hire a hot young nanny? That's just pure ignorance.

I just saw a pic of Ben Affleck's nanny. Who the hell can blame him for bagging that? That's textbook entrapment. He's innocent.

For every one of these that blows up I'm sure there are dozens that stay discrete.

http://dlisted.com/2015/07/30/the-nanny-is-in-love-with-ben-affleck/

 

[tynopik]

why in the hell would you hire a hot young nanny? That's just pure ignorance.

no

That's textbook entrapment

exactly

 

[PottedMeat]

his inspiration was that scene in gone girl

 

[allisolm]

July 30, 2015

who cares?

And Jennifer Garner hired her. Garner's not just some "woman married to a famous actor or sports star." Stupid move on Garner's part for sure..

 

[dasherHampton]

I just saw a picture of her for the first time today. It was on Yahoo or something.

 

[pete6032]

Who the hell can blame him for bagging that? That's textbook entrapment. He's innocent.

I hope this is a tongue-in-cheek joke.

 

[dasherHampton]

I hope this is a tongue-in-cheek joke.

Are you serious or are you joking?

Of course this isn't a serious thread. But the point stands - hiring a hot young nanny is an idiot plan.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

I dont care for all the tabloid bullshit text - did he bang her or not?

Also, if I was married to a rich fuck I would probably do the same thing... Get him to try and cheat on me so I can walk away with half his shit.

 

[shortylickens]

Did you see Arnolds nanny?

BARF!!

 

[pete6032]

Are you serious or are you joking?

Of course this isn't a serious thread. But the point stands - hiring a hot young nanny is an idiot plan.

Perhaps Mr. Affleck should learn to keep it in his pants when he's not around his wife.

 

[madoka]

"My nanny is 62 years old. I would never hire anything younger than 62 years old. If you are hiring a 25-year-old pretty young thing to be your nanny, you’re a dumbass.” - Ali Wong

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

"My nanny is 62 years old. I would never hire anything younger than 62 years old. If you are hiring a 25-year-old pretty young thing to be your nanny, you’re a dumbass.” - Ali Wong

Her last stand-up special was pretty fucking good.

 

[zinfamous]

I just saw a picture of her for the first time today. It was on Yahoo or something.

Don't lie. You meant Netscape news portal.

 

[BurnItDwn]

I think most extremely wealthy people who marry without having either an open relationship agreement or who aren't 100% monogamous are generally of the foolish variety.

 

[William Gaatjes]

Am i the only one who thinks Jennifer Garner looks better and cuter than the nanny ?

The nanny must be "a freak in the bed".

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

I think most extremely wealthy people who marry without a prenuptial agreement are generally of the foolish variety.

fix'd for you.

 

[BurnItDwn]

fix'd for you.

I assumed a prenup was a given. Should be standard requirement for ALL marriages before they are considered legal.

 

[Darwin333]

Did you see Arnolds nanny?

BARF!!

That is because he has a smart wife.

 

[brianmanahan]

i see neither a hot nanny nor a young nanny

 

[shortylickens]

That is because he has a smart wife.

Umm, he got the nanny pregnant.
YOU DUMBASS!

 

[Darwin333]

Umm, he got the nanny pregnant.
YOU DUMBASS!

Arnold knocked up his butt ugly nanny? WTF? I figured Arnie could still be bringing in high-quality side poon.

 

[Mayne]

haha! I love it. Of course you are gonna end banging that piece of ass...geezus tundering

 

[Mayne]

how many times are you going to be alone with the hot nanny over the super busy female actress? lets get real..there will be lots of wine and "woe is me" stories from ben....come on.

 

[clamum]

That is because he has a smart wife.

Ugly didn't stop him from SLAMMIN that. I dunno. Maybe she sucks a mean dick or let him DHITB.

 

[Darwin333]

Ugly didn't stop him from SLAMMIN that. I dunno. Maybe she sucks a mean dick or let him DHITB.

Yeah but you'd have to let the ugly near your dick in the first place to find out that she sucks a mean dick and then not being careful enough to not knock the ugly up?! WTF!

On a good note the ugly bitch is set for life, that baby is going to be her meal ticket. She ain't gonna be a nanny no more that's for sure!