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If You Were a Serial Killer...

Jadow

Jadow

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What would your calling card be?

I would take a random business card out of the fishbowl at a restaurant and leave it on a bodies. That would leave them scratching their head.
 
UberNeuman said:
If I wanted to be a Serial Killer - and good at it - I'd leave no trails....
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Wouldn't that make you a mass murderer, not a serial killer? Serial killing is when all the crimes are done in a similar fashion, so there would have to be some element tying everything together.

I'd try and post some witty calling card I'd leave, but I don't want to run the risk of a real serial killer doing the same thing and getting my ass hauled off by the FBI in the middle of the night for a joke on an internet forum.
 
every crime scene i would leave a symbol of a crow in gasoline on the ground... then lite it from a distance

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MotF Bane said:
Then you would have no standard victim, no standard method of killing them, so nobody will ever piece together it is the same killer each time... and where's the fun in that?
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I thought the "fun" would be in new ways of killing people so the crimes couldn't be linked.
 
MotF Bane said:
Then you would have no standard victim, no standard method of killing them, so nobody will ever piece together it is the same killer each time... and where's the fun in that?
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okay... then I would pluck out their eyes and then switch them around, putting them into the other socket...
 
I would plug up all the sinks in the house with paper towels and turn the faucets on so the house floods.
 
I would burn a big freaking huge image of the bat symbol into the buildings of my victims.

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That's right. The Bat symbol. Because why the fuck not.
 
Atomic Playboy said:
Wouldn't that make you a mass murderer, not a serial killer? Serial killing is when all the crimes are done in a similar fashion, so there would have to be some element tying everything together.

I'd try and post some witty calling card I'd leave, but I don't want to run the risk of a real serial killer doing the same thing and getting my ass hauled off by the FBI in the middle of the night for a joke on an internet forum.
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mass murderers go out in a blaze of glory, killing as may people as they can at one time. that's what mass in mass murderer means.

serial killers are just that, they kill one, sometimes more, at a time, in series. they usually spread the killings over a period of time, sometimes years, method of killing doesn't matter, series does.

I'd rather be an assassin, killing for hire, different places, different styles, anywhere in the world, depending on what the client wanted.
 
I'd leave a bill for my expenses - rifle, bullets, knife, nail file, lipstick, condoms, towels, rope, car rental, video camera, crowbar, mask etc.
 
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Whenever I killed a white person I would leave a packet of crackers with the body. When I killed a Hispanic person I'd leave a frozen burrito. Whenever I killed a black man I would leave a dead white woman with the black mans body.
 
My name and address on a post-it note...NOBODY would suspect a serial killer to be that dumb😛
 
I'd be the Voodoo Killer and leave one of these on/in the body of all my victims:

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KT
 
The trick to being a successful serial killer is to NOT leave clues for the authorities...Just leave piles of dead bodies, hidden where they won't be found for years...if ever.

Fame and recognition is the LAST thing you want in this "calling."
 
BoomerD said:
The trick to being a successful serial killer is to NOT leave clues for the authorities...Just leave piles of dead bodies, hidden where they won't be found for years...if ever.

Fame and recognition is the LAST thing you want in this "calling."
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:hmm:
 
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