If you were a pervert what super power would you want

[lozina]

I would want a super power where I appear to woman as a drug addicted, womanizing, filthy, uncultured, tattooed, uncaring slob ..... since that's what women appear to be most attracted to

 

[mmntech]

Invisibility is the obvious choice. First you could go to any dressing room and spy, follow someone to their house even go to the playboy mansion. If you want to take it farther you could over power them while they were sleeping like handcuff them to the bed (I don't condone this) and have your way with them. Who would believe them that something even happen? It like saying you had sex with a ghost.

Jesus. Hollow Man on TV or something.

 

[Juddog]

Wow this thread has really brought out the worst in some people; I guess absolute power really does corrupt absolutely.

 

[mikeymikec]

Mystique would be my choice. Think about it you can transform yourself into any person. That means you can transform yourself into the husband or boyfriend of any hot chick and take their place for the night. Or you can transform yourself into that hot chick and do what you want.

There's an episode of X-Files dedicated to that.

 

[Markbnj]

Super instant hypnosis.

 

[Jaepheth]

IF? Whachoo mean, "IF?"

Came here to post this.


Also, the correct answer is "Dracula"

Hypnotic power to enthrall whomever, and eternal life/undeath (barring acts of Helsing/Belmont/Buffy)

 

[OCGuy]

I'm pretty sure Tom Brady found a lamp at some point.


"Yes, I would like to be an amazing NFL quarterback, and extremely good looking!"



Asshole.

 

[diesbudt]

I'm pretty sure Tom Brady found a lamp at some point.


"Yes, I would like to be an amazing NFL quarterback, and extremely good looking!"



Asshole.

Don't forget married to a model.

I wonder where he found that damn genie, I need one.

 

[Via]

Power for a perv?

The ability to mind-wipe the last few hours of a person's memory for sure.

 

[rudeguy]

what do you mean if?

 

[Imp]

Ummm... this is wrong.

 

[sixone]

Power for a perv?

The ability to mind-wipe the last few hours of a person's memory for sure.

Why would you need to? She wouldn't remember it as the best time of her life?

 

[OCGuy]

I would want the ability to know if the house I am going to buy is anywhere near certain ATOTers......just in case I have a daughter someday.

 

[BladeVenom]

Not being a rapist or a peeping tom, I'd go with Nightcrawlers power.

 

[Imp]

Not being a rapist or a peeping tom, I'd go with Nightcrawlers power.

Nightcrawler can teleport other people holding on to him.... Hmmmmmm.

 

[Scotteq]

Mind Control.

 

[ImpulsE69]

I had to throw that in for comedic effect. It's how my co-workers and I kid around. I can tell you I'm 100% straight but I do like occasionally having sex with a man, in the nongay way though.

It's not gay if you yell Slayerrrrrrrr during the act.

 

[randay]

youre all wrong, the answer is the power to round off elbows.

 

[SKORPI0]

Mind Control.

This. The Power of Suggestion.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professor_X

 

[Scotteq]

I'm pretty sure Tom Brady found a lamp at some point.

"Yes, I would like to be an amazing NFL quarterback, and extremely good looking!"



Asshole.

Don't forget married to a model.

I wonder where he found that damn genie, I need one.

With my luck, I'd think the 'Genie' was some asshole pulling a prank..

< Genie >

"...I Grant You Your Swift and Painless Death.."

"..and your second wish?"

"Sir?.. Your second Wish? Sir!?!?"


".....Shit..."

 

[Krazy4Real]

nightcrawler... easy to get out of sticky situations.

 

[Rakehellion]

Abstaining from rapey thread.

 

[Pray To Jesus]

Invisibility is the obvious choice. First you could go to any dressing room and spy, follow someone to their house even go to the playboy mansion. If you want to take it farther you could over power them while they were sleeping like handcuff them to the bed (I don't condone this) and have your way with them. Who would believe them that something even happen? It like saying you had sex with a ghost.

Surprise butt-sex!

 

[Pardus]

teleportation abilities without samuel l jackson chasing me.

 

[Childs]

Invisibility. Watch Invisible Stud for proof.