If you were a pervert what super power would you want

[brainhulk]

Superman: x-ray vision

Griffin, The Stranger: Invisibility

The Flash: Super speed

Nightcrawler: ability to vanish and reappear

 

[TwiceOver]

I don't know. X-Ray vision sounds cool in theory, but all you would see is bones and thick muscle tissue. Not to mention if you do it enough you'll give people cancer.

 

[BoomerD]

IF? Whachoo mean, "IF?"

 

[SamQuint]

Mystique would be my choice. Think about it you can transform yourself into any person. That means you can transform yourself into the husband or boyfriend of any hot chick and take their place for the night. Or you can transform yourself into that hot chick and do what you want.

Invisibility and x-ray vision don't even come close.

 

[OCGuy]

My superpower would be that this rag always smells like chloroform.

 

[manimal]

ill go with superman's ability only used once in film where he tears the S off his chest and throws it at his victim subduing them.

 

[BurnItDwn]

It's not on the list, but I always choose Flight, pervert or not.

 

[Drako]

Time manipulation would be mine, but alas, not in the poll.

 

[Dirigible]

As a MILF-lover, I gotta choose Hulk.

 

[Howard]

Good thing I wasn't drinking a beverage just a few seconds ago.

 

[Chrono]

I'd be hornyman with a gun that would allow me to zap any girl making them horny enough to have sex with me. The gun would be in a shape of a dildo shooting jizz out. Hopefully aim is always on sight, hitting targeted women with ease... and never a random man just walking by ugh.

 

[OCGuy]

The cure for Cancer would finally be discovered....and it is contained only in my baby gravy.

 

[HydroSqueegee]

the power of seduction

 

[HydroSqueegee]

The cure for Cancer would finally be discovered....and it is contained only in my baby gravy.

good luck with those crusty old men and their prostate cancer

 

[JulesMaximus]

I'd be hornyman with a gun that would allow me to zap any girl making them horny enough to have sex with me. The gun would be in a shape of a dildo shooting jizz out. Hopefully aim is always on sight, hitting targeted women with ease... and never a random man just walking by ugh.

Wow, the fact that your mind went there at all says something about you. I think you should just come clean. It's okay, we'll accept you for who you really are.

 

[OCGuy]

good luck with those crusty old men and their prostate cancer

Nobody said being a superhero was easy.

 

[Chrono]

Wow, the fact that your mind went there at all says something about you. I think you should just come clean. It's okay, we'll accept you for who you really are.

I had to throw that in for comedic effect. It's how my co-workers and I kid around. I can tell you I'm 100% straight but I do like occasionally having sex with a man, in the nongay way though.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I had to throw that in for comedic effect. It's how my co-workers and I kid around. I can tell you I'm 100% straight but I do like occasionally having sex with a man, in the nongay way though.

Of course, that goes without saying.

 

[Fritzo]

Wonder Twin Powers ACTIVATE!

Jayna: Form of...AN EAGLE!......you coming Peter?
Peter: I'll...uh...be right there.
Peter: Form of...a tampon.
<hops into Jayna's purse>
Peter: And now we play the waiting game...

 

[Jeffg010]

Invisibility is the obvious choice. First you could go to any dressing room and spy, follow someone to their house even go to the playboy mansion. If you want to take it farther you could over power them while they were sleeping like handcuff them to the bed (I don't condone this) and have your way with them. Who would believe them that something even happen? It like saying you had sex with a ghost.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Time manipulation would be mine, but alas, not in the poll.

See Cashback recently?

 

[diesbudt]

Invisibility is the obvious choice. First you could go to any dressing room and spy, follow someone to their house even go to the playboy mansion. If you want to take it farther you could over power them while they were sleeping like handcuff them to the bed (I don't condone this) and have your way with them. Who would believe them that something even happen? It like saying you had sex with a ghost.

Just because you are invisible does not mean your "DNA" after it is.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Mind control.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Invisibility is the obvious choice. First you could go to any dressing room and spy, follow someone to their house even go to the playboy mansion. If you want to take it farther you could over power them while they were sleeping like handcuff them to the bed (I don't condone this) and have your way with them. Who would believe them that something even happen? It like saying you had sex with a ghost.

Just make sure you don't wear your squeaky invisible shoes.

 

[OCGuy]

Invisibility is the obvious choice. First you could go to any dressing room and spy, follow someone to their house even go to the playboy mansion. If you want to take it farther you could over power them while they were sleeping like handcuff them to the bed (I don't condone this) and have your way with them. Who would believe them that something even happen? It like saying you had sex with a ghost.

Wow Men really are scum haha.

Ignore all the ways that a superpower could get you laid legitimately, and use one that would allow you to rape.