if you were a one-trick pony, what would your trick be?

[brianmanahan]

mine would be always being polite to retail workers

 

[Ns1]

explosive diarrhea on command

 

[TheGardener]

I imagine that aspiring prostitutes wouldn't want to be a 1 trick pony.

 

[tHa ShIzNiT]

having enough money to never have to work again.

 

[brianmanahan]

explosive diarrhea on command

for you or for everyone else? :sneaky:

 

[werepossum]

Depends. Am I theoretically in Tijuana?

 

[brianmanahan]

Depends. Am I theoretically in Tijuana?

yes

 

[BoomerD]

Your mom knows...she's the pony...and I'm her one trick... 😀

 

[renz20003]

Being so irresistible to women that their panties practically shoot off.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Masturbation. I'm an expert.

 

[brianmanahan]

dang jules, lettin it all hang out there

 

[JulesMaximus]

dang jules, lettin it all hang out there

LOL! Oh come on, like you aren't an expert too? 😀

 

[TheGardener]

Masturbation. I'm an expert.

Hopefully no one asks for pics.

 

[SKORPI0]

Masturbation. I'm an expert.

Hopefully no one asks for pics.

I can do that blindfolded in the dark.... :hmm::awe::biggrin:

 

[brianmanahan]

I can do that blindfolded in the dark.... :hmm::awe::biggrin:

ask for pics?

 

[Charmonium]

I'd want to tell one good joke.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

If you're hung like a horse your trick should be obvious.

 

[John Connor]

I can do the Macarena while wearing roller skates. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiBYM6g8Tck

 

[brianmanahan]

I can do the Macarena while wearing roller skates. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiBYM6g8Tck

lol, now that is a rare gift

and quintessentially 90's

 

[vi edit]

Authentic fart noises with my hands.

 

[I Saw OJ]

Turn into a pony.

 

[werepossum]

yes

Then my one trick is, um, starring in live performances.

 

[amdhunter]

anal reception

 

[tynopik]

if i was a pony with one trick, i would want to be able to turn into a human

because being a pony sucks

or so i hear

 

[lxskllr]

I'd want to tell one good joke.

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=1555&highlight=better+nate+than+lever