If you were a cop...(Poll)

DainBramaged

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Jun 19, 2003
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Say it's 2:30 AM and you see a dude throw his cigarette butt out the window. You aren't really doing anything, but the bars closed half an hour ago. Never know if there might be drunks driving around. What do you do?
 

notfred

Lifer
Feb 12, 2001
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Fine him for littering. People who throw things that are on fire at my car annoy me.
 

jagec

Lifer
Apr 30, 2004
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Pull him over and see if he is one of those drunks, then fine him for littering.
 

DainBramaged

Lifer
Jun 19, 2003
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Originally posted by: Syringer
Did you get a ticket for throwing a cigarette out of your window?

First, I don't smoke. Second, I have yet to get pulled over for throwing unlit cigarettes out the window. Third, spider.
 

ViRGE

Elite Member, Moderator Emeritus
Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: notfred
Fine him for littering. People who throw things that are on fire at my car annoy me.
 

paruhd0x

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Originally posted by: ViRGE
Originally posted by: notfred
Fine him for littering. People who throw things that are on fire at my car annoy me.



Yeah, after the California fire catastrophe I wouldn't want anyone throwing anything on fire outside.
 

nageov3t

Lifer
Feb 18, 2004
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if I were a cop, I'd be the biggest dick.

I see all these little stupid things and get peeved over them (cars double-parked on major roads, people keeping garbage cans stockaded around their house to "reserve" parking for themselves, etc). if I were a cop, I'd write tickets for everything ;)
 

drum

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Feb 1, 2003
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oh i simply love it when a cig hits my truck and ashes all over it, not to mention it being littering.
i can't stand the inconsiderate fvcks that thoughtlessly do this.
 

mwtgg

Lifer
Dec 6, 2001
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Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: Syringer
Did you get a ticket for throwing a cigarette out of your window?

First, I don't smoke. Second, I have yet to get pulled over for throwing unlit cigarettes out the window. Third, spider.

Damn, he changed his avatar again...

Anyway, I would be a total asshole police officer. I'd pull people over for anything petty.

So a message to all you speeders in the 'fast lane', you're lucky I'm not a cop.
 

DurocShark

Lifer
Apr 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: notfred
Fine him for littering. People who throw things that are on fire at my car annoy me.

I agree with this... And I smoke.

Plus, the tosser may be drunk as well.
 

I'd pull him over and fine him. What's wrong with the fvcking ashtray in your car?
 

PunDogg

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Jan 15, 2002
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pull him over for something stupid, like high beams or something like that then see if he is drunk if not then leave him alone

Dogg
 

Kelemvor

Lifer
May 23, 2002
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Even if it was 3:00PM in the afternoon I'd site them for littering. People that smoke do enough to pollute the air. We dont' need them polluting the ground too.
 

bradruth

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Aug 9, 2002
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Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Where is bradruth?

Right here.

It wouldn't take long to find something else to pull him over for, so if I wasn't busy I might stick behind him for awhile.
 

Turkish

Lifer
May 26, 2003
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Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: Syringer
Did you get a ticket for throwing a cigarette out of your window?

First, I don't smoke. Second, I have yet to get pulled over for throwing unlit cigarettes out the window. Third, spider.

Haha, major ownage.
 

EyeMWing

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Jun 13, 2003
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Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Where is bradruth?

Right here.

It wouldn't take long to find something else to pull him over for, so if I wasn't busy I might stick behind him for awhile.

Haha. Yeah, wait for him to not signal the right turn in the right-turn-only lane. That law has NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER made sense to me - if we have to signal there, why don't we have to signal around curves on straight roads?
 

thirdlegstump

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Feb 12, 2001
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I'd pull him over, fine him for littering, bust his headlights, fine him for that and maybe beat him a few times with my gun.