If you were a computer, what would you be...?

[Mik3y]

well, for one thing, if i were a dell, i'd shoot myself.

i prob just an athlon 64 3200+ cuz i'm not a a nerd like the semprons, and i'm not mr all you can be like the FX. as for video, i guess i'd be a 6800 or gt since i'm not an ugly duckling. for sound card, i'd be onboard, since i have crazy mad allergies and my voice is scratchy a lot during that time of year. as a case, i'd be a sonata since i'm athletically averaged shape...and i like black. for memory, i'm just corsair value series since i'm not a mathemetician.

 

[Francodman]

rhymes with day

 

[EyeMWing]

The one sitting on my desk. XP1900/R9600Pro EZ/768mb RAM/420+gb/*tec full tower of death

Damn smart, but not too quick about it. I don't look too nice, but I'm good enough, I have incredible retention for randomass stuff, I can't remember what the hell I ate for breakfast this morning, but I can remember what's going on right now and do lots of crap at the same time. Oh, and I'm a lardo.

 

[spectrecs]

I'd be some sorta SGI...

 

[CheetahMk2]

heh.. that's get outclassed pretty quick.

This is an extremely hypothetical question, but if I had to I'd be one of those VAX servers back in the day. 10 years straight of uptime, durable as hell, and more than capable enough for today's applications. Save that, a Cray/Mako or something nice

 

[paruhd0x]

I'd probably be some sort of distributed computing system due to the fact that my ADD makes me change tasks and start new ones all throughout the day.

 

[IEC]

I'd be a sentient being residing withing all the computers of the world...

 

[CheetahMk2]

Hey! No rippin' on Shirow!

 

[Spikesoldier]

id be some poor schmuck's pr0n box loaded with spyware, running virtual girlfriend.exe 24/7/365

 

[Sluggo]

An already scrapped 386

 

[MournSanity]

Earth Simulator.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: hypersonic5
Earth Simulator.

Universe Simulator!

 

[notfred]

I am part of a very large computer that's currently working on descovering the question to which the answer is "42".

 

[LordMorpheus]

386, cause I'm old school. Yeah, thats it.

 

[CrackRabbit]

a compaq luggable... for no real reason.

 

[Twista]

amd xp 1700+
396 ddr 3650 ram
60gb hdd- 2gb left befor i explode and kill someone ;P j/k
t3 internet connection
cute computer case with alot of lights on it
LCD monitor 30inch
zonealarm fire wall
avg AV
sexxy keyboard and mouse
sony soundcard
whatever else
free sexx0r?

 

[Shawn]

sex bot?

 

[xEDIT409]

I'd be a Powerbook G4, cuz I'm de sexAy!

 

[Schadenfroh]

packard bell

 

[moshquerade]

i would be any computer that a hot guy looks at pron on and does his business in front of.

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i would be any computer that a hot guy looks at pron on and does his business in front of.

I'm a hot guy in front of moshquerade

<____Fancy's himself a quad Xeon w/ SATA Raptors, DDR3, PCIe slots......and an add-on 386 math coprocessor on top.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i would be any computer that a hot guy looks at pron on and does his business in front of.

I'm a hot guy in front of moshquerade

nice

 

[AFB]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i would be any computer that a hot guy looks at pron on and does his business in front of.

I'm a hot guy in front of moshquerade

nice

You should take your other thread to heart.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: amdfanboy

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i would be any computer that a hot guy looks at pron on and does his business in front of.

I'm a hot guy in front of moshquerade

nice

You should take your other thread to heart.

i didn't say i was gonna stop posting :|

 

[imported_Phil]

Worst OP evar.