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If you wanted to have relations with a much younger woman....

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compuwiz1

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Hehe. Ok, fantasy time. Let's say a 40 someting guy wanted to get into a short term relationship with a 20 something woman, just for a nostalgia trip, where might he go? Hooka are out, but maybe, just maybe some lonely young woman, might appreciate the fatherly values of an oldster, but with some added bennys. So, what would such a guy do? 😉

BTW, this was not my idea, but one that came up in conversation between a couple divorced uncles a couple nights ago. 😀

I told em to just go to Reno, which is 2 hours from here, and I'm sure they could find all the fun they could afford. 😉
 


<< So, what would such a guy do? 😉 >>



I'm guessing he should be prepared to spend a lot of money on a golddigger.. (ok class, repeat after me: "Sugar Daddy")
 
"Relations" eh? For some reason that always remind me of "I... Did... Not... Have... Sexual... Relationship... With... That... Woman..." 😀
 


<< "I... Did... Not... Have... Sexual... Relationship... With... That... Woman..." >>


Well it depends on what your definition of is is.
 
It must be male instinct to be attracted to somebody younger. I'm really not looking forward to Old Age... I felt like I was 14 yesterday, 17 already.. Soon I'd be 20 and before I know it I'd be 40 🙁.
 
yes old age just creeps on you doesn't it😛 if your 40 just buy a porsche🙂 or get a high priced hooker and save yourself the heartache🙂 then again it sometimes works out, didn't bo derek go out with hat old ass guy at 17? haha, married for life.. literally, guys dead now.
 


<< yes old age just creeps on you doesn't it😛 if your 40 just buy a porsche🙂 or get a high priced hooker and save yourself the heartache🙂 then again it sometimes works out, didn't bo derek go out with hat old ass guy at 17? haha, married for life.. literally, guys dead now. >>



Irony: Also dead is Dudley Moore, the guy she was with in "10"...
 
hehe, well she did give him the best 20~ years of her life though.. she's no anna nicole🙂 amazingly still hot at her age😛
 
I knew I spotted someone looking suspiciously like Compuwiz cruising by the local high school the last few days 😉

I'd guess the best odds would be going to an area close to a local university or college and frequenting the hangouts of the students.... that, and buying a Ferrari doesn't hurt 😀
 
You need to act young. Dress like a gangsta and listen to Rap. Talk like this "j0 f00l", and rent or steal a benz.

Hint: Stealing is cheaper.
 
Ah, young girls; the eventual downfall of Mike. Right around 18-22. Perfection. No cottage cheese. No saggy you-know-whats. No kids (usually and hopefully).

Of course, with that goes:

No mental capabilities. No penchant for clever conversation. Mindset of a 13-year-old. And the worst; no cooking ability.

Young girls are the human equivalent of a Lamborghini:

1. Awesome to look at
2. Awesome to drive
3. Upholstery is pleasantly soft and aromatic
4. All your guy friends would love to drive it
5. Expensive to maintain
6. Will eventually cause you great mental and financial anguish

I still want one. I used to have one. Still have her, actually. She's just 50 pounds heavier than when I brought her home from the showroom. 🙁 If that sounds sexist to you, too bad.
 
Amen, Mike. I feel your pain, bro. I'm only 26 (still sounds old to my ears) and I already feel totaly disconnected from the 18-22 crowd. I feel like that creepy old man hanging around at the parties.

~sigh~ 🙁
 


<< Amen, Mike. I feel your pain, bro. I'm only 26 (still sounds old to my ears) and I already feel totaly disconnected from the 18-22 crowd. I feel like that creepy old man hanging around at the parties.

~sigh~ 🙁 >>



Wanna laugh? (This will depress you 😉) I'm 33. About 4 years ago, I went to a club, trying to pick up a girl. (Hey, at least I'm honest about my intentions!)

Now, I'm not Fabio, but I'm reasonably good looking, clean cut, dress nice and have had no problem meeting women. I"m not shy or anything, and I like to dance. OK, fine.

I see these four young girls standing in the corner, cackling amongst themselves. One of them gives me a big smile and locks eyes w/me for about two seconds too long.

So, I go on over and start chatting her up. Her three friends take a step or two away and after a minute, one of them says to the other two (I'll never forget this)

"Oh NO! Look at Lisa; that OLD GUY is hitting on her and she's talking to him!!!" They called me "The Old Guy." 🙁

And all three laughed. I felt like I'd been kicked in the 'nads. Talk about decreased libido. 😱

That has not detered me in my Quest for Young 'Tang. Things have changed quite a bit since the mid 80's when I was "coming up." Back then, only the older guys had nice cars and their own apartments. These days, it seems every young kid has a new TransAM that mom and dad bought him and he shares a place with 12 other guys.

Sheesh. I have so much to offer. All your appropriate-weight-for-their-height young women under 25 are belong to me. 😉
 


<<
Young girls are the human equivalent of a Lamborghini:

1. Awesome to look at
2. Awesome to drive
3. Upholstery is pleasantly soft and aromatic
4. All your guy friends would love to drive it
5. Expensive to maintain
6. Will eventually cause you great mental and financial anguish
 >>



That reminds me of an anecdote I heard today:

Having silicone in a woman is like having wood-paneling in a Lada: Sure it's nice to look and touch, but the ride doesn't get any better.

😀
 


<< So MichaelD, what happened? Did you nail her and her 3 friends too? 😉 >>




Nope. That was another Rosie Palm night. I hate those. TMI TMI TMI :Q
 


<< Nope. That was another Rosie Palm night. I hate those. TMI TMI TMI >>


Mikey....look at the clock. What time is it over on the east coast? It's about noon isn't it? What might Fausto be doing now....um..gee....maybe....EATING LUNCH?!!?!?

Damn, have a little respect for your fellow man and his appetite.😉

For the record: there's an obvious solution to the quest that doesn't involve hookers or mass cash outlay for gold-digging types. Land a teaching position at your local college (preferably one that has a liberal policy with regard to faculty dating students) and make sure everyone knows "your office door is always open".😀

Fausto
 


<< Does 9 years younger count? >>


Depends:

You: 59 Her: 50 Not too big a deal.

You:29 Her: 20 Pics?😀

You: 18 Her: 9 Welcome to West Virginia.:Q

Fausto
 
My friend who's 28 just married an attorney who is approximately 50. She says shes not a golddigger, but I think otherwise.
 


<<

<< Nope. That was another Rosie Palm night. I hate those. TMI TMI TMI >>


Mikey....look at the clock. What time is it over on the east coast? It's about noon isn't it? What might Fausto be doing now....um..gee....maybe....EATING LUNCH?!!?!?

Damn, have a little respect for your fellow man and his appetite.😉

For the record: there's an obvious solution to the quest that doesn't involve hookers or mass cash outlay for gold-digging types. Land a teaching position at your local college (preferably one that has a liberal policy with regard to faculty dating students) and make sure everyone knows "your office door is always open".😀

Fausto >>




Oops. Sorry, Fausto1. I apologize for my unintentional oversight of your luncheon time. 🙂 I really like your idea, though. Wow. Imagine: me with completely open access to a bevy of willing coeds...I'd be fired the first week. :Q What a way to go, though. 😀 Again, Fausto, you always have the great ideas!😀
 


<< My friend who's 28 just married an attorney who is approximately 50. She says shes not a golddigger, but I think otherwise. >>


At least he's making enough loot to have a steady supply of Viagra around the house.😉

Seriously, I have to wonder about physical compatibility when the age difference is so great. She's just coming into that age where women start to really get interested in sex and he's at the age where a round of golf and a nap is the sum total of his agenda that day. Oh well, diffrent strokes, diffrent folks I suppose.

Fausto
 
ah, not say more than the satisfaction of de-flowering 17 year olds when you're 33.....

however, the youngest for me was when i was 25, while she's 16, we were both in college....
 
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