if you want to sell me something then post in this thread

[nakedfrog]

Of his mom?



Of his mom?

I wouldn't charge for those, doesn't seem right, since she doesn't either.

 

[Muse]

I have some underwater property you can buy.

 

[Muse]

I once stole a pack of Garbage Pail Kids from a "southern bodega" (basically, a non-branded local convenience store. Like...not a Circle K, you know, but our very own "Square 9." And in remote strip malls, of like 3 stores.)

I was 8, and I felt bad.

I was about 8 and stole a ~2" paint brush from the kid across the street. I knew he was attached to it. I felt bad.

 

[nakedfrog]

I have some underwater property you can buy.

Do you mean literally or figuratively?

 

[Muse]

Do you mean literally or figuratively?

It's just a joke I stole from an old ID at the college radio station I work at:

"Hi, I'm the lobster, and I spend all my time listening to KALX, Berkeley, and if you believe that I have some underwater property to sell you."

 

[nakedfrog]

It's just a joke I stole from an old ID at the college radio station I work at:

"Hi, I'm the lobster, and I spend all my time listening to KALX, Berkeley, and if you believe that I have some underwater property to sell you."

Aaaah, so the ambiguity is part of the gag. I think the lobster provides important context

 

[MrSquished]

Thinking of getting the Kindle Oasis 3 if you want to buy my Kindle voyage

 

[IronWing]

I have some underwear you can buy.

 

[Stiff Clamp]

O hi, I've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty. Thought I'd find you here. Your business is important to us.

 

[Chapbass]

Chapless ass

I'm not for sale.

 

[lxskllr]

 

[Torn Mind]

Given his age, they’re incontinence diapers.

 

[brianmanahan]

I have some underwater property you can buy.

i'd be interested in some oceanfront property in arizona

 

[brianmanahan]

O hi, I've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty. Thought I'd find you here. Your business is important to us.

YOU'RE EVERYWHERE!

 

[highland145]

YOU'RE EVERYWHERE!

 

[Muse]

i'd be interested in some oceanfront property in arizona

We will probably have to wait 500,000,000 years for that.

 

[sdifox]

We will probably have to wait 500,000,000 years for that.

Max Zorin disagrees.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Decorative doll. Has cute laughs and sometimes changes locations. Eyes light up. No batteries required.
Selling as it no longer fits decor after renovations and new dog keeps barking at it.

$66.6 firm, no low balls, I know what I have.

 

[sdifox]

I'm not for sale.

I guess you misspelled your own alias?

 

[Chapbass]

I guess you misspelled your own alias?

If only.