1. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand; in short, you support protecting the guilty and killing the innocent.
8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but some activists who've never been outside of Seattle do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.
16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail but a liar and probable sex offender belongs in the White House.
19. You have to believe that a homosexual parades displaying drag,transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
21. You have to believe that taxpayers should pay for the education and health care of non taxpayers (illegal immigrants).
22. You have to believe that nuclear anything is likely to explode.
23. You have to believe that people arent aware that smoking causes cancer when they choose to smoke.
24. You have to believe that kids who commit crimes have "input made-up name here" disorder.
25. You have to believe that parents dont rear their children, schools and the government do.
26. You have to believe that clinton and jesse jackson are good role models.
27. You have to believe that OJ should be free and Wen Ho Lee should be locked up.
28. You have to believe that the police should be watched more and drug dealers should be watched less.
29. You have to believe that its ok for the government to take your money. And when they wants to return it, its favoritism.
the last 9 are my own but they all sum it up pretty good. democrats are morons. in another post somebody actually claimed that clinton would be remembered as a "great" president. YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!! clinton will be remembered for being a leftist wacko and a discrace to the presidency. he will be remembered for sex scandals, money scandals, trashing the white house when he left, and being impeached! only a democrat can tarnish the presidency like sir van der slick meister (clinton) did.
2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand; in short, you support protecting the guilty and killing the innocent.
8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but some activists who've never been outside of Seattle do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.
16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail but a liar and probable sex offender belongs in the White House.
19. You have to believe that a homosexual parades displaying drag,transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
21. You have to believe that taxpayers should pay for the education and health care of non taxpayers (illegal immigrants).
22. You have to believe that nuclear anything is likely to explode.
23. You have to believe that people arent aware that smoking causes cancer when they choose to smoke.
24. You have to believe that kids who commit crimes have "input made-up name here" disorder.
25. You have to believe that parents dont rear their children, schools and the government do.
26. You have to believe that clinton and jesse jackson are good role models.
27. You have to believe that OJ should be free and Wen Ho Lee should be locked up.
28. You have to believe that the police should be watched more and drug dealers should be watched less.
29. You have to believe that its ok for the government to take your money. And when they wants to return it, its favoritism.
the last 9 are my own but they all sum it up pretty good. democrats are morons. in another post somebody actually claimed that clinton would be remembered as a "great" president. YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!! clinton will be remembered for being a leftist wacko and a discrace to the presidency. he will be remembered for sex scandals, money scandals, trashing the white house when he left, and being impeached! only a democrat can tarnish the presidency like sir van der slick meister (clinton) did.
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