If you use sensitive electronic equipment, READ THIS!!

[xxAgentCowxx]

Sensitive electronic equipment, such as exposed (and live) circuitry, DOES NOT REACT WELL WITH LASAGNA!!!! Lasagna could damage and possibly destroy the expensive equipment you use. If you have lasagna in the same quarters as any of your hardware, DESTROY IT IMMEDIATELY. Claymore mines are most effective.













...it got my laptop

 

[z0mb13]

you dropped lasagna on ur laptop??

 

[LeetViet]

Originally posted by: z0mb13
you dropped lasagna on ur laptop??

Sounds like he did!

 

[Pepsi90919]

YOU ARE AN IDIOT, HA - HA - HA - HA -HA, HA..

 

[RagingBITCH]

Idiot.....haha!

 

[xxAgentCowxx]

actually it was on the inside. i was in the process of checking the model number of the LCD

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: xxAgentCowxx
Sensitive electronic equipment, such as exposed (and live) circuitry, DOES NOT REACT WELL WITH LASAGNA!!!! Lasagna could damage and possibly destroy the expensive equipment you use. If you have lasagna in the same quarters as any of your hardware, DESTROY IT IMMEDIATELY. Claymore mines are most effective.

...it got my laptop

My condolences xxAgentCowxx

 

[sandorski]

Sue the laptop manufacturer, there should be a warning sticker on that thing!!

 

[TechnoKid]

cool! a laptop that comes with that awesome lasagna smell!

use distilled water to clean. there are special cleaners you can buy from www.mcminone.com from tech spray; its special electronics cleaner but it costs like $10-$20 a can.

 

[MaxDSP]

Originally posted by: sandorski
Sue the laptop manufacturer, there should be a warning sticker on that thing!!

And sue the lasagna company for not being compatible with laptops

 

[AIWGuru]

*WARNING! Do not put lasagna inside laptop!*

 

[So]

My fest friend (not a geek) spilled a cup of hot choclate on his laptop. Fortunately it is old and he had already badly abused it, so he needed a new computer anyway, but I got a frantic call asking about external keyboards and laptops one night which cracked me up.

 

[Slacker]

I completely disassembled and reassembled my laptop once to track down a problem with the built in network card which I did end up fixing, but when I did it I was so freaked out about fking up I made a "Clean room" type workspace and laid every screw and piece out with labels and pics, I had anti-static bands and work mat, kicked the wife/kid/cats out and locked the door and didnt do ANYTHING ELSE until I was done, as far as I know there wasnt a lasagna within miles of me

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: Slacker
I completely disassembled and reassembled my laptop once to track down a problem with the built in network card which I did end up fixing, but when I did it I was so freaked out about fking up I made a "Clean room" type workspace and laid every screw and piece out with labels and pics, I had anti-static bands and work mat, kicked the wife/kid/cats out and locked the door and didnt do ANYTHING ELSE until I was done, as far as I know there wasnt a lasagna within miles of me

whew, you lucked out man!

 

[Slacker]

Originally posted by: sandorski whew, you lucked out man!

Luck had nothing to do with it

 

[hg321]

Originally posted by: xxAgentCowxx
Sensitive electronic equipment, such as exposed (and live) circuitry, DOES NOT REACT WELL WITH LASAGNA!!!! Lasagna could damage and possibly destroy the expensive equipment you use. If you have lasagna in the same quarters as any of your hardware, DESTROY IT IMMEDIATELY. Claymore mines are most effective.













...it got my laptop

pics?

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: Slacker

Originally posted by: sandorski whew, you lucked out man!

Luck had nothing to do with it

I dunno man, I hear that Lasagna is quite cunning. At any moment a Pizza delivery person could have shown up out of no where! :Q

 

[DAM]

Interesting I just read that lasagna inflected electronic destruction is on the rise not just in the US but all over the world.



/me goes check under desk.

 

[Ymmy]

how about you hold your head underwater instead?