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If you saw a shooting star right now...

Get skinny and tall.
I havent had any nookie in two years and I'm sure its due to my gut.
Also, chicks like tall guys, so that would increase my nookie considerably.
 
Get skinny and tall.
I havent had any nookie in two years and I'm sure its due to my gut.
Also, chicks like tall guys, so that would increase my nookie considerably.

Tons of fat guys get bitches. You just either suck with the ladies or your standards are too high. Fat guys need to lower their standards.
 
If I saw a shooting star right this VERY moment, I would wish that the hole in my roof was fixed.

... or wish for more of that wonderful medication that is making me see shooting stars while indoors.
 
And here I was thinking no one would get the reference! I tried to find an image of the strip but no dice.

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To be the best at something. Mathematician, scientist, accounting, administration, public speaking, or hell, even a porn star would suffice.
 
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