If you run over a jaywalking cop while getting pulled over for speeding...

[SunnyD]

And State Farm says the cop didn't have insurance, what should you say?

 

[zinfamous]

depends, can the cop see the future?

:hmm:

 

[rivan]

Were you filming the cop, in Maryland?

 

[CRXican]

plead the 8th

 

[SunnyD]

Were you filming the cop, in Maryland?

Yes, while attempting to pull into a Hybrid parking spot.

 

[rudder]

Yes, while attempting to pull into a Hybrid parking spot.

Was it closer than the handicapped spots?

 

[SunnyD]

Was it closer than the handicapped spots?

Yes. It was at a bank where I was going to pay my US college tuition.

 

[AMCRambler]

Did you just drink an ice cold coca cola and a 5 hour energy shot? If so outrun the authorities! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[rivan]

Yes. It was at a bank where I was going to pay my US college tuition.

What's the status of your roommates? Have any moved out recently, being total douches about their split of the utilities?

 

[SunnyD]

What's the status of your roommates? Have any moved out recently, being total douches about their split of the utilities?

Yes, they told me to switch to basic cable.

 

[silverpig]

What if your alternator had been replaced by a piece of beef?

 

[SunnyD]

What if your alternator had been replaced by a piece of beef?

It would remain to be determined whether or not it is bulk. But could this be done without a treadmill?

 

[rivan]

Yes, they told me to switch to basic cable.

Then the way forward is clear. Tell him this story:

So, there's a man crawling through the desert.....

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=1555

By the time you're done, he'll be asleep and you can make your getaway.

 

[shocksyde]

Holy day-recap, batman!

 

[SunnyD]

Then the way forward is clear. Tell him this story:

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=1555

By the time you're done, he'll be asleep and you can make your getaway.

Do you think getting him interested in a cooking competition show would suffice?

 

[Gillbot]

Did the cop have a child he was afraid to tell his parents about?

 

[SunnyD]

Did the cop have a child he was afraid to tell his parents about?

Yes. It was a toddler taking boxing lessons while listening to musical ringtones.

 

[rivan]

Do you think getting him interested in a cooking competition show would suffice?

You could discuss it over a glass of full-bodied shiraz. I recommend the Ravenswood.

 

[SunnyD]

You could discuss it over a glass of full-bodied shiraz. I recommend the Ravenswood.

Which irritates me since that is exactly what I was speeding to pick up after calling a dude on craigslist who said he'd hold it for me only to get there and him saying someone else just bought it.

 

[WelshBloke]

Did you just drink an ice cold coca cola and a 5 hour energy shot? If so outrun the authorities! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Was the coke cold with solution or normal cold?

 

[shocksyde]

We've got some bored MFers in here right now, haha.

 

[gimmewhitecastles]

Was the coke cold with solution or normal cold?

Maybe you should change the setting on your a/c.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Which irritates me since that is exactly what I was speeding to pick up after calling a dude on craigslist who said he'd hold it for me only to get there and him saying someone else just bought it.

Was the dude on CL trying to save for a video card?

 

[WelshBloke]

Maybe you should change the setting on your a/c.

My mouse likes it this way.

 

[JoeBleed]

So what CCW do you have and did you notify the cop before or after you hit his jaywalken ass?

An FFS, why weren't you driving an icecream truck?