If you need a girlfriend. been single too long...

[taurean]

I thought it was funny, thanks op.

 

[Buz2b]

Originally posted by: VaG
Take this sh!t to your favorite comedy forum and get out of here.

Yeah, the same seller on ebay is selling (get this) Bottled Farts! LOL! Not a hot deal though.

 

[ineedacomputer]

off topic.
but hey its just a joke people chill
i made it before the lock!

 

[waylman]

Originally posted by: SgtZulu
no links to auctions moron

it's just a joke. STFU.
edit: Funny as hell!

 

[sillymofo]

You guys need to take this to ATOT.... surprised MODs haven't moved this thread for being "off topic".

 

[alm4rr]

Originally posted by: badboypolar

Originally posted by: SgtZulu
no links to auctions moron

NO LINKS TO AUCTIONS MORON. yea yea whatever.... just look at the link then post, sgt stick up your ass, probably something you need anyway.

 

[Noirish]

HAHA.

Are you tired of your friends and family giving you grief for being single? Are you gay, but want your conservative family to think otherwise? Want to make an ex jealous? I have the perfect solution for you! I will be your imaginary girlfriend for one month. You may email me details of who you would like me to be and I will become that person. I will send you one personalized letter every week for four weeks. You may email me with news of what is going on in your life each week and I will be sure to mention it in order to be as convincing as possible. I will even send you a picture for your wallet! Want perfumed stationary? You've got it! After four weeks, I will either send you a letter explaining why I have to dump you, or begging you to take me back...whichever you decide. I am an actress, so I promise to be 100% convincing. Included in my service: A personalized letter per week for four weeks; A letter explaining why I have to dump you OR begging you to take me back after four weeks; A photo for your wallet; Some email correspondence if desired. Service starts from date of payment. If after one month you are interested in continuing with my services, we may be able to work something out. Please note that this service includes ONLY mail and email correspondence. I will NOT be your real girlfriend! BID HIGH! I LOOK FORWARD TO BECOMING YOUR IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND!!!

 

[slikk]

I don't think this deal is HOT at all.

Well, maybe to some....


LOL

 

[weepul]

lol! A letter explaining why I have to dump you OR begging you to take me back after four weeks

nice find. but should be in OT.

//krunk (^_^x)

 

[IgoByte]

Originally posted by: badboypolar

Originally posted by: SgtZulu
no links to auctions moron

NO LINKS TO AUCTIONS MORON. yea yea whatever.... just look at the link then post, sgt stick up your ass, probably something you need anyway.

That sounds like Joe Pesci in Lethal Weapon 4.

 

[aregon23]

In before the lock! 🙂

 

[sxr7171]

Originally posted by: isekii

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt That's a man!!!

I know. That "girl" is really scary looking.

 

[percboy]

OHHHH LILLY??? (HAR HAR HAR)

 

[RDMustang1]

The sad part is that there are MANY auctions for an IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND and many of them have bids on them...

 

[nealr]

that's good.. I needed a laugh. Thanks BadBoy!

 

[VaG]

Originally posted by: RDMustang1
The sad part is that there are MANY auctions for an IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND and many of them have bids on them...

Yeah, here's a completed auction with 130,000 hits that got bid up to $41 and what do you know the winning bidder has a -1.