I remember when Planned Parenthood came to the dorms back when I was at college. They started a sort of trivia game (Lame stuff like can a woman get pregnant having sex standing up. Well of course not, that's like against gravity morons >.>) and they separated the genders into the Superior team and the Inferior team. Actually I don't recall the specifics of the titles but that's about roughly how I remember it. Anyway, what proceeded was half an hour of the Superior team completely embarrassing and crushing them with our impressive man intellect. Just as we were patting ourselves on the back for utterly demoralizing the dumber sex however, Planned Parent hood gave out the condom/keychain swag bag that was destined for the winners (us) to them as well.
I was like WTF we EARNED that swag bag. What the fuck is a woman going to do with a motherload of condoms anyway, play finger puppets or some lame crazy lady crap? Planned Parenthood had diluted our sweet victory by handing out the prize to everyone, as if we were all winners. I knew from that day on that Planned Parenthood would forever be the enemy of man. Then I realized that the swag bags were likely paid out of MY tax dollars. We wearn't all winners at all, we were all losers in the big, thrifty Liberal game. Now the heroic Tea Party will one day see Planned Parenthood defunded and defunct. Oh yes... revenge will be sweet.