if you lived 150ft from planned parenthood...

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wirednuts

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condoms are great for one night stands, but after youve had sex with the same girl a few times, especially a few times in one day, the condoms get forgot about very quickly. even if you try to keep using them they just kill the mood eventually. im not saying to not even bother with condoms, but at some point the girl has to be responsible for being on a pill or something.
 

alkemyst

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condoms are great for one night stands, but after youve had sex with the same girl a few times, especially a few times in one day, the condoms get forgot about very quickly. even if you try to keep using them they just kill the mood eventually. im not saying to not even bother with condoms, but at some point the girl has to be responsible for being on a pill or something.

You really wear condoms for STD protection. Most chicks are on anti-preggerz stuff already.

That said in reality most adults don't really use condoms.
 

wirednuts

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You really wear condoms for STD protection. Most chicks are on anti-preggerz stuff already.

That said in reality most adults don't really use condoms.

yeah that is pretty much it. and if youre going down on your partner and giving head, it also sort of moots the point of wearing a rubber.

now about the girls who SAY their on the pill but the dont take them... thats always scared the crap out of me. i have had a few times when after i came in them they were like 'um maybe i forgot to..' and i just get all agitated and the fun is ruined.
 

alkemyst

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dude, you always at least nut outside them in the beginning. Let them take it in the mouth if willing.
 

SheHateMe

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Wait until the crazies get Planned Parenthood and other services like it shut down...who will the troubled youths turn to for guidance then?

At the beginning of each school year at my University, the Planned Parenthood branch across from campus goes out and gives out condoms and information on free resources should you land in pregnancy/STD/ or some other trouble that you would like counseling for. Nowhere in the information does it say shit about coming there so they can suck a fetus out of your uterus.
 

Sonikku

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I remember when Planned Parenthood came to the dorms back when I was at college. They started a sort of trivia game (Lame stuff like can a woman get pregnant having sex standing up. Well of course not, that's like against gravity morons >.>) and they separated the genders into the Superior team and the Inferior team. Actually I don't recall the specifics of the titles but that's about roughly how I remember it. Anyway, what proceeded was half an hour of the Superior team completely embarrassing and crushing them with our impressive man intellect. Just as we were patting ourselves on the back for utterly demoralizing the dumber sex however, Planned Parent hood gave out the condom/keychain swag bag that was destined for the winners (us) to them as well.

I was like WTF we EARNED that swag bag. What the fuck is a woman going to do with a motherload of condoms anyway, play finger puppets or some lame crazy lady crap? Planned Parenthood had diluted our sweet victory by handing out the prize to everyone, as if we were all winners. I knew from that day on that Planned Parenthood would forever be the enemy of man. Then I realized that the swag bags were likely paid out of MY tax dollars. We wearn't all winners at all, we were all losers in the big, thrifty Liberal game. Now the heroic Tea Party will one day see Planned Parenthood defunded and defunct. Oh yes... revenge will be sweet.