if you know you are going to have sex that day

PowderBB3D

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I like the included "umm." Expresses your uncertainty. haha

I've never "wacked it" beforehand.
 

Shawn

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Originally posted by: MrScott81
depends on you....are you a 1 minute man? :p

no

edit: i remember hearing it on a movie though. i wondered if there was truth to it. lol.
 

Eli

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No. Why would you do that?

That's pretty pointless........
 

Eli

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Originally posted by: benliong
Say you're having a eating competition, do you practice eating beforehand?

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Exactly!

Excellent analogy.
 

Murphy Durphy

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Well, depends. If you're only going to have sex once, then I might suggest it. Although it won't help much unless your wacking eta is considerably close to your sexor. My girlfriend and I tend to do it about 2-3+ times a day so if the first round only lasts a few minutes than its all gravy.
 

MrAwesome

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Of course not. Let her face be the dam that guides your river of love. The more juice, the bigger the sparks.
 

Murphy Durphy

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Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: benliong
Say you're having a eating competition, do you practice eating beforehand?

:beer:
Exactly!

Excellent analogy.

What? That analogy is terrible. Suppose you were in a Spelling Bee. Would you want to practice spelling you're words ahead of time?

:p
 

theNEOone

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Originally posted by: HajikuFlip
Well, depends. If you're only going to have sex once, then I might suggest it. Although it won't help much unless your wacking eta is considerably close to your sexor. My girlfriend and I tend to do it about 2-3+ times a day so if the first round only lasts a few minutes than its all gravy.
you're definitely not having sex 2-3 times a day if your first round lasts a few minutes. if that's true, then your g/f might continue to have sex 2-3 times a day, but you'll end up at 0.


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Eli

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Originally posted by: theNEOone
Originally posted by: HajikuFlip
Well, depends. If you're only going to have sex once, then I might suggest it. Although it won't help much unless your wacking eta is considerably close to your sexor. My girlfriend and I tend to do it about 2-3+ times a day so if the first round only lasts a few minutes than its all gravy.
you're definitely not having sex 2-3 times a day if your first round lasts a few minutes. if that's true, then your g/f might continue to have sex 2-3 times a day, but you'll end up at 0.


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Who are you to tell him that?

It happens. I know exactly what he is talking about. Sometimes you just can't help it.

Besides, there's nothing wrong with a quickie as long as you also make sure your girlfriend is satisfied, too.

No problems that with here. I guess I should be lucky that my girlfriend can enjoy the occasional quickie; some girls can't.

:)
 

Murphy Durphy

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Originally posted by: theNEOone
Originally posted by: HajikuFlip
Well, depends. If you're only going to have sex once, then I might suggest it. Although it won't help much unless your wacking eta is considerably close to your sexor. My girlfriend and I tend to do it about 2-3+ times a day so if the first round only lasts a few minutes than its all gravy.
you're definitely not having sex 2-3 times a day if your first round lasts a few minutes. if that's true, then your g/f might continue to have sex 2-3 times a day, but you'll end up at 0.


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Huh?

Have you never heard of a quickie? Those are quite fun to pull off during the day and then finish with some proper sexor at night. They are meant to be fast because you are doing it in a place/time where you shouldn't be having sex. It heightens the arousal and makes things 'come' quicker. Not to mention the fact that she usually gets off quicker than I do makes things a lot easier.

Plus, perhaps you don't know that if the first times takes even as little as 3 minutes, the next time should take at least 8 followed with at least 20 or more... Now if you apply this to my 'at least 2 quickies a day and one proper sex-up at night' this makes perfect sense. I understand this may not carry over to masturbation laws so perhaps you need to have sex more to understand.
 

Eli

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Originally posted by: HajikuFlip
Originally posted by: theNEOone
Originally posted by: HajikuFlip
Well, depends. If you're only going to have sex once, then I might suggest it. Although it won't help much unless your wacking eta is considerably close to your sexor. My girlfriend and I tend to do it about 2-3+ times a day so if the first round only lasts a few minutes than its all gravy.
you're definitely not having sex 2-3 times a day if your first round lasts a few minutes. if that's true, then your g/f might continue to have sex 2-3 times a day, but you'll end up at 0.


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Huh?

Have you never heard of a quickie? Those are quite fun to pull off during the day and then finish with some proper sexor at night. They are meant to be fast because you are doing it in a place/time where you shouldn't be having sex. It heightens the arousal and makes things 'come' quicker. Not to mention the fact that she usually gets off quicker than I do makes things a lot easier.

Plus, perhaps you don't know that if the first times takes even as little as 3 minutes, the next time should take at least 8 followed with at least 20 or more... Now if you apply this to my 'at least 2 quickies a day and one proper sex-up at night' this makes perfect sense. I understand this may not carry over to masturbation laws so perhaps you need to have sex more to understand.
Preach on brotha'. :D

I know exactly what you mean.

Maybe he's only been with those women that have never actually gotten off? :p