If you knew your parent was breaking the law, would you narc?

daveymark

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felony offenses only.

no drug offenses either.

My mother is a professional ninja assasin, at times I've thought of letting the cat out of the bag just to spite her.

Then I realize she's the one paying for my living area in the basement.
 

HN

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Originally posted by: daveymark
felony offenses only.

My mother is a professional ninja assasin, at times I've thought of letting the cat out of the bag just to spite her.
does she assassinate ninjas; or a ninja who assassinates?
that'd be the deal breaker.
 

Kyteland

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Holy ******, fix your sig!.

Before:

Originally posted by: Rill22

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile

I searched for "vagina" and got nothing.



Story of your life.





Edited: 7/10/2006 at 05:16 PM by Anandtech Moderator

After:

GTaudiophile: I searched for "vagina" and got nothing.
Rill22: Story of your life.

Edited: 7/10/2006 at 05:16 PM by Anandtech Moderator

The least you could do is take some of that dead space out:

Originally posted by: Rill22
Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
I searched for "vagina" and got nothing.
Story of your life.
Edited: 7/10/2006 at 05:16 PM by Anandtech Moderator
 

daveymark

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Originally posted by: yoda291
um...wouldn't you worry she'd kill you if you ratted her out?

no, I'd worry more about the schweet pad I've got down here. she even bought me a folger's can to use as my own toilet. No way I'm giving that up. It's convenient when I'm playing WoW, total immersion
 

knightc2

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Would it matter? She'd just whoop on all the cops and then go after you. Unless you hire Chuck Norris to protect you. Except every 28 days she gets unbelievable super ninja powers that no one can stop. Look out.
 

Journer

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depends on how bad...if they were a murder...sure...dealing drugs? pft...who the hell cares...
 

91TTZ

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Originally posted by: daveymark
Originally posted by: yoda291
um...wouldn't you worry she'd kill you if you ratted her out?

no, I'd worry more about the schweet pad I've got down here. she even bought me a folger's can to use as my own toilet. No way I'm giving that up. It's convenient when I'm playing WoW, total immersion


2nd on the total immersion.
 

GagHalfrunt

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Hell no, I'd do what I do when I have evidence that ANYONE is breaking the law. Blackmail their asses!
 

Vegitto

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Depends:
Assault: Fsck no!
Rape: Probably.
Murder: Fsck yes!
Counterfeiting: Can I join? :laugh:
 

DougK62

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Only if I found the crime morally terrible. There are a lot of felonies that don't fit the bill.