If you have sex with a hologram in teh holodeck...

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Exterous

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ATOT must use its collective genius to build this holodeck and test the theory.

I agree and the testing must be vigorous

Every holodeck comes with a complementary holographic jizz mopper.

lol

It's amazing anything gets done in Starfleet with the presence of holodecks.

I'd imagine there would be a line from the holodeck door all the way to the shuttlebay with guys waiting to try a 15 woman orgy, banging holographic representations of historical figures, or getting spanked by a Klingon dominatrix.

Hopefully they have perfected whatever cleanup method they use otherwise that would be a nasty nasty place. They should bring a blacklight into it and see what happens
 

waggy

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Hopefully they have perfected whatever cleanup method they use otherwise that would be a nasty nasty place. They should bring a blacklight into it and see what happens

haven't you noticed that when they turn it off the walls and floors are black? its to show the machine where the splurge is so they can clean it up.
 

Exterous

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haven't you noticed that when they turn it off the walls and floors are black? its to show the machine where the splurge is so they can clean it up.

It has been a while since I have seena TNG episode so I had forgotten that. I can only imagine that cleaning the holodeck is a favorite hazing technique for new cadets...
 

coloumb

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It's amazing anything gets done in Starfleet with the presence of holodecks.

I'd imagine there would be a line from the holodeck door all the way to the shuttlebay with guys waiting to try a 15 woman orgy, banging holographic representations of historical figures, or getting spanked by a Klingon dominatrix.

That's the part they didn't show in Star Trek when it took 13.5 hours to get from point A to point B. ;)
 

amdhunter

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It's amazing anything gets done in Starfleet with the presence of holodecks.

I'd imagine there would be a line from the holodeck door all the way to the shuttlebay with guys waiting to try a 15 woman orgy, banging holographic representations of historical figures, or getting spanked by a Klingon dominatrix.

They don't really need to line up at all with 24th century fleshlights.
 

waggy

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They don't really need to line up at all with 24th century fleshlights.

and if you are lucky you can get a realandroid. a lifelike android that will take it however you want. Its what Data started out as but he became self aware. I read it in a star trek book. :colbert:
 

Fritzo

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A more important question is what happens to your cum when the holodeck program ends? :eek:

One of these pops out of the wall:

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sao123

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In ST:TNGm I believe Barclay created holograms of the Star Trek crew and they found out about it. They weren't happy.

that was in voyager... and the crew never found out... only tom paris's dad did.

in tng la forge made a hologram of the engine chick... she wasnt happy.
 

KaOTiK

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that was in voyager... and the crew never found out... only tom paris's dad did.

in tng la forge made a hologram of the engine chick... she wasnt happy.

There was an episode in TNG with Barclay that had all the main females as part of some sort of fantasy thing where they were all in love with him.
 

Bateluer

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There was an episode in TNG with Barclay that had all the main females as part of some sort of fantasy thing where they were all in love with him.

I forget what they call it, but in Star Trek there's actually a mental disorder for holodeck addiction. Barclay has had repeated bouts with it.
 

KaOTiK

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I forget what they call it, but in Star Trek there's actually a mental disorder for holodeck addiction. Barclay has had repeated bouts with it.

Whatever it is, I'd have it too.

Barclay had all kinds of issues though and was an odd one to say the least lol. Though he did have the Enterprise all voyered up and was charging the crew to watch :D
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