If you have masturbated in an airplane lavatory, are you an official member of the Mile High Club?

[Random Variable]

Mile High Club

 

[Scouzer]

No, you're a creepy SOB

 

[JMapleton]

Comedy Central is anything but comical.

 

[Looney]

The Mile High Club is supposed to be an accomplishment. Masturbating isn't exactly an accomplishment. Unless you do it in your seat, then that'd be something.

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Common Courtesy

 

[SmoochyTX]

Kinda?

:laugh:

 

[JJChicken]

Originally posted by: JMapleton
Comedy Central is anything but comical.

So true

 

[moshquerade]

sex with yourself doesn't count

 

[SoulAssassin]

if you are able to pull it off (no pun intended) you should get some kind of award, that's pretty ballsy (still no pun intended)...just don't do it on my flight

 

[Barfo]

Originally posted by: SoulAssassin
if you are able to pull it off (no pun intended) you should get some kind of award, that's pretty ballsy (still no pun intended)...just don't do it on my flight

Doesn't seem too hard to do it locked in the restroom.

 

[aphex]

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I hold it on flights under 6 hours. Last thing I want to do is go to take a crap and sit down in your splooge.

 

[Rubycon]

The average in flight altitude is seven miles.

 

[theflyingpig]

I usually burn the image of the hottest passenger/flight attendant in my mind and masturbate multiple times during long flights. I typically stand with my heels touching the door to prevent anyone from opening it, and I lean at about a 45 degree angle toward the toilet. I then use one hand to keep myself steady while using the other to masturbate. If there is a mirror I usually look at it and admire the size of my erect penis while I masturbate as well. I find that doing this helps me sleep better.

 

[BriGy86]

I thought it was the solo aviation division.

 

[OUCaptain]

So far, 3 people are extremely misconstrued on the definition of sex. This being AT, I'm not surprised.

 

[zerocool84]

No you're just savoyboy

 

[Perknose]

Your poll, OP, how can anyone be "not sure"?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Is it cheating if your dog licks peanut butter off your balls?

You know...because he's your dog?

 

[sandorski]

100% YES

 

[natto fire]

I already live a mile above the sea and have had sex (with a woman) at elevations up to 2 miles above sea level, or do you have to be a mile off the ground for it to count?

 

[IronWing]

Room's too small.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: ironwing
Room's too small.

To jerk off in?

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: ironwing
Room's too small.

To jerk off in?

I guess you don't share my issue.

 

[octopus41092]

If you masturbate are you no longer a virgin?

 

[dennilfloss]

More likely a member of the Mile High Chub.

 

[Perknose]

Ok, now let's talk about the 8,000 mile high club. Ground control to Major John!