if you have committed any crimes near atlanta lately

[FoBoT]

you can turn yourself in

your tax dollars at work! 😕

 

[acemcmac]

are you kidding?

 

[acemcmac]

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Lol, they had me until it got to this part

 

[FoBoT]

look at it, it is really on their web site. i think somebody might get in trouble

my brother in law lives south of atlanta and sent me the link. i wonder where he heard about it from

 

[Psycho18]

bwahaha!!!

 

[WhiteWonder]

Plea- Too drunk to pick

 

[Zim Hosein]

Haha! 😀

Thanks FoBoT :beer:

 

[Gooose]

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best part hahahah

 

[rudeguy]

just submitted one for myself "kevin Lin of Holden, MO. I raped a gopher."

 

[MiniDoom]

hahaha-reminds me of that Simpson?s episode where Homer makes a web site, calls police and the recording says something like? if you would like to turn yourself in for a crime press 1 now, if not you are lying and the police are on "their" way". fixed for the prick.

 

[TallBill]

hahaha, thats purdy funneh

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: rdubbz420
hahaha-reminds me of that Simpson?s episode where Homer makes a web site, calls police and the recording says something like? if you would like to turn yourself in for a crime press 1 now, if not you are lying and the police are on there way".

its spelled "their"

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: rdubbz420
hahaha-reminds me of that Simpson?s episode where Homer makes a web site, calls police and the recording says something like? if you would like to turn yourself in for a crime press 1 now, if not you are lying and the police are on there way".

"You have selected... Regicide. If you know the name of the king or queen you have murdered..."

 

[MiniDoom]

Originally posted by: GoodDad

Originally posted by: rdubbz420
hahaha-reminds me of that Simpson?s episode where Homer makes a web site, calls police and the recording says something like? if you would like to turn yourself in for a crime press 1 now, if not you are lying and the police are on there way".

its spelled "their"

whatever a$$hat. English is my second language fool, what?s your excuse?

 

[wfbberzerker]

Originally posted by: rdubbz420

Originally posted by: GoodDad

Originally posted by: rdubbz420
hahaha-reminds me of that Simpson?s episode where Homer makes a web site, calls police and the recording says something like? if you would like to turn yourself in for a crime press 1 now, if not you are lying and the police are on there way".

its spelled "their"

whatever a$$hat. English is my second language fool, what?s your excuse?

you do realize that he was just trying to politely help you, right?

 

[MiniDoom]

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker

Originally posted by: rdubbz420

Originally posted by: GoodDad

Originally posted by: rdubbz420
hahaha-reminds me of that Simpson?s episode where Homer makes a web site, calls police and the recording says something like? if you would like to turn yourself in for a crime press 1 now, if not you are lying and the police are on there way".

its spelled "their"

whatever a$$hat. English is my second language fool, what?s your excuse?

you do realize that he was just trying to politely help you, right?

I was politely helping him by letting him know what a prick he is.😉

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: rdubbz420

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker

Originally posted by: rdubbz420

Originally posted by: GoodDad

Originally posted by: rdubbz420
hahaha-reminds me of that Simpson?s episode where Homer makes a web site, calls police and the recording says something like? if you would like to turn yourself in for a crime press 1 now, if not you are lying and the police are on there way".

its spelled "their"

whatever a$$hat. English is my second language fool, what?s your excuse?

you do realize that he was just trying to politely help you, right?

I was politely helping him by letting him know what a prick he is.😉

I was gonna say the same exact thing but he beat me to it, so I guess that makes two pricks with good English huh?

Anyways, 10/10... definitely the funniest thing I've seen since the fat blunt in another thread 5 minutes ago.

 

[MiniDoom]

Originally posted by: aplefka

Originally posted by: rdubbz420

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker

Originally posted by: rdubbz420

Originally posted by: GoodDad

Originally posted by: rdubbz420
hahaha-reminds me of that Simpson?s episode where Homer makes a web site, calls police and the recording says something like? if you would like to turn yourself in for a crime press 1 now, if not you are lying and the police are on there way".

its spelled "their"

whatever a$$hat. English is my second language fool, what?s your excuse?

you do realize that he was just trying to politely help you, right?

I was politely helping him by letting him know what a prick he is.😉

I was gonna say the same exact thing but he beat me to it, so I guess that makes two pricks with good English huh?

Anyways, 10/10... definitely the funniest thing I've seen since the fat blunt in another thread 5 minutes ago.

:beer:

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: GoodDad
just submitted one for myself "kevin Lin of Holden, MO. I raped a gopher."

:thumbsup:


BTW , my wife was born in East Point, just a bit of trivia