If you have an erection for more than 4 hours...

[simms]

Originally posted by: cavemanmoron

Originally posted by: HappyFace
Whatever you do, don't use the words cuttoff dangerous erection in the same sentance! :Q

:brokenheart:

Welcome to 9 days ago..

 

[NiKeFiDO]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
I've heard they recommend ice packs on the offending organ while you're on your way to the hospital. :Q

"offending organ"

ha

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: Citrix
its dangerous because the o2 blood in your weiner becomes non-o2 blood. tissue begins to break down and becomes extremely painful. nothing like a little narcrosis of the weiner to ruin your day.

haha

 

[0roo0roo]

gangreen=fun

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: mwtgg

Originally posted by: Bryophyte

Originally posted by: kb315
I gotta question, If it really happens and you consult a doctor after 4 hours,

What are they gonna do about it??????

Typically they'll drain the blood with a needle, and give you some kind of medication (don't recall what it is.)

Owwwwwwiiiiieeeeee

LOL, reminds me of an episode of E.R. Some teenager comes into the E.R with a massive hard-on. He goes to see the doctor and Dr. Weaver tells him that masturbation followed by ejaculation should help with the problem. He responds with "But I don't do that, I'm a Christian."

Then Weaver says, "Well, I can just drain it out with a needle if you'd like that."

Kid responds "Ummm, where's the bathroom?"

:laugh:

10/10

 

[HappyPuppy]

Hmmm, before I realized that my willie might atrophy and rot I was thinking I would fall to my knees and thank the great universal power for the gift. :roll:

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: Citrix
its dangerous because the o2 blood in your weiner becomes non-o2 blood. tissue begins to break down and becomes extremely painful. nothing like a little narcrosis of the weiner to ruin your day.

:camera:'s?

 

[Rip the Jacker]

www.ogrish.com

and like the previous guy who posted the pic said ; if it doesn't work cut if off ~

 

[amol]

Originally posted by: JustAnAverageGuy

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: mwtgg

Originally posted by: Bryophyte

Originally posted by: kb315
I gotta question, If it really happens and you consult a doctor after 4 hours,

What are they gonna do about it??????

Typically they'll drain the blood with a needle, and give you some kind of medication (don't recall what it is.)

Owwwwwwiiiiieeeeee

LOL, reminds me of an episode of E.R. Some teenager comes into the E.R with a massive hard-on. He goes to see the doctor and Dr. Weaver tells him that masturbation followed by ejaculation should help with the problem. He responds with "But I don't do that, I'm a Christian."

Then Weaver says, "Well, I can just drain it out with a needle if you'd like that."

Kid responds "Ummm, where's the bathroom?"

:laugh:

10/10

WTF you talking about?!?!

+ ELEVENTY BILLION/10!!!

 

[Wag]

The Attack of the Killer Boners!:shocked:

 

[GoingUp]

priapism!

its a good way to lose your wang!

 

[spidey07]

well because you can actually snap your penis. Literally break it. The membrane enclosing the fibrous sponges severes/tears and snaps like an overcooked sausage. Its best to avoid the situation all together.

 

[yobarman]

this thread makes me cringe.

The thought of any tissue dying in my dick.... ugh.

/holds weiner tight.

I'll never harm you big buddy!

 

[dudeman007]

Holy moly all this talk of tissue dying and snapping your penis is freakin wrong. It's very sad though, lmao everytime I hear about the guy who blasted off his nans I can't help but cuddle into a ball on the ground and holy my precious tight .

 

[imported_Chemist]

When I first saw the commercials for Cialis, I have to say I misinterpreted the "Lasts 36 Hours" claim.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: yobarman
this thread makes me cringe.

The thought of any tissue dying in my dick.... ugh.

/holds weiner tight.

I'll never harm you little buddy!

fixed

 

[aplefka]

This thread makes me cry.

 

[quakefiend420]

i had a hard on for about 5 hours once due to loratabs...its still alive

 

[glugglug]

Originally posted by: ncircle

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Tissue breaks down at that point.....

would a bucket of cold water work?
it used to with my dog.

Bestiality?

Found I can go basically forever (till finishing w/o them) with these The benzocaine (numbing agent) in them is supposed to be heat-activated. I think it reacts to pre-cum, cooling things down a few seconds every time you are getting close. From the reviews I've seen it has the "can go for hours" effect on about 1 in 3 guys, rather than the advertised extra 7 minutes average, and others it makes them go limp.

 

[chuckywang]

dull knife + heavy bandages should do the trick.

 

[qaa541]

A normal dose of Sudafed (or its generic) will stop it. That's the recommended solution for self-medication according to wikipedia(under 2 hours). However, if it persists more than 2 hours then you have to go to a hospital.

Wikipedia

This is just a quick search on wikipedia and it is a wiki, so search more reputable sources to be sure. But I mean, it is just sudafed not like drinking drano or something.

 

[ShOcKwAvE827]

naked pics of bea arthur should also work

 

[Bumrush99]

LOL, funny this is the first post I read, just saw the long distance girlfriend after a 1 month hiatus, she was on the rag and is too clean of a person to want to sex while on the rag.. I get to her apartment and I swear had an erection that lasted all night.. Of course the damn freaking Levitra commercial kept playing in my head, by the second or third hour I started getting a little nervous I'm assuming it can be a problem with or without medication, right?????

 

[captains]

Originally posted by: ncircle

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Tissue breaks down at that point.....

would a bucket of cold water work?
it used to with my dog.

postin about a 4 hr hard on and the first thing that comes to mind is your dog :Q

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: ncircle
please seek immediate medical attention if using Levitra.
how did they decide 4 hours was the cutoff for a dangerous erection?

If you can keep it up for 4 hours while having sex with Roseanne Barr IS dangerous. It means your brain is defunkt.