If you have an erection for more than 4 hours...

[spaceman]

please seek immediate medical attention if using Levitra.
how did they decide 4 hours was the cutoff for a dangerous erection?

 

[Goosemaster]

Tissue breaks down at that point.....

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Tissue breaks down at that point.....

would a bucket of cold water work?
it used to with my dog.

 

[HappyFace]

Whatever you do, don't use the words cuttoff dangerous erection in the same sentance! :Q

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: HappyFace
Whatever you do, don't use the words cuttoff dangerous erection in the same sentance! :Q

i know...though fo that right after posting it.
maybe the subtitle should be..
How to cut off a dangerous erection?

 

[aircooled]

a little booze, coke, or meth....that'll take care of the bad erection!

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: aircooled
a little booze, coke, or meth....that'll take care of the bad erection!

ahh.the joys of whiskey weiner...........................










































for her

 

[OutHouse]

its dangerous because the o2 blood in your weiner becomes non-o2 blood. tissue begins to break down and becomes extremely painful. nothing like a little narcrosis of the weiner to ruin your day.

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: Citrix
its dangerous because the o2 blood in your weiner becomes non-o2 blood. tissue begins to break down and becomes extremely painful. nothing like a little narcrosis of the weiner to ruin your day.

umm...ouch

 

[NFS4]

If you have an erection for more than 4 hours...

...bang every willing, breathing, non-prostitute, non STD, non-ugly chick you can before it goes limp again.

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: NFS4

If you have an erection for more than 4 hours...

...bang every willing, breathing, non-prostitute, non STD, non-ugly chick you can before it goes limp again.

lmfao

 

[aircooled]

Originally posted by: NFS4

If you have an erection for more than 4 hours...

...bang every willing, breathing, non-prostitute, non STD, non-ugly chick you can before it goes limp again.

if I can find any....

 

[meltdown75]

take some beaners, the little white cross ones. that'll shrivel up your willy.

 

[pulse8]

Originally posted by: aircooled

Originally posted by: NFS4

If you have an erection for more than 4 hours...

...bang every willing, breathing, non-prostitute, non STD, non-ugly chick you can before it goes limp again.

if I can find any....

There's always your cat. :evil:

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: pulse8

Originally posted by: aircooled

Originally posted by: NFS4

If you have an erection for more than 4 hours...

...bang every willing, breathing, non-prostitute, non STD, non-ugly chick you can before it goes limp again.

if I can find any....

There's always your cat. :evil:

I said non-prostitute

 

[BullsOnParade]

narcrosis ... necrosis ?

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: BullsOnParade
narcrosis ... necrosis ?

yea thats the one.

 

[kb315]

I gotta question, If it really happens and you consult a doctor after 4 hours,

What are they gonna do about it??????

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: kb315
I gotta question, If it really happens and you consult a doctor after 4 hours,

What are they gonna do about it??????

Show this picture

If that doesn't work, they you're screwed and they have to cut it off.

 

[Bryophyte]

I've heard they recommend ice packs on the offending organ while you're on your way to the hospital. :Q

 

[V00D00]

Just imagine going to the doctor with a huge wood bulging in your pants. Har har har.

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: kb315
I gotta question, If it really happens and you consult a doctor after 4 hours,

What are they gonna do about it??????

Typically they'll drain the blood with a needle, and give you some kind of medication (don't recall what it is.)

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte

Originally posted by: kb315
I gotta question, If it really happens and you consult a doctor after 4 hours,

What are they gonna do about it??????

Typically they'll drain the blood with a needle, and give you some kind of medication (don't recall what it is.)

Owwwwwwiiiiieeeeee

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: mwtgg

Originally posted by: Bryophyte

Originally posted by: kb315
I gotta question, If it really happens and you consult a doctor after 4 hours,

What are they gonna do about it??????

Typically they'll drain the blood with a needle, and give you some kind of medication (don't recall what it is.)

Owwwwwwiiiiieeeeee

LOL, reminds me of an episode of E.R. Some teenager comes into the E.R with a massive hard-on. He goes to see the doctor and Dr. Weaver tells him that masturbation followed by ejaculation should help with the problem. He responds with "But I don't do that, I'm a Christian."

Then Weaver says, "Well, I can just drain it out with a needle if you'd like that."

Kid responds "Ummm, where's the bathroom?"

:laugh:

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: HappyFace
Whatever you do, don't use the words cuttoff dangerous erection in the same sentance! :Q

:brokenheart: