If you have an erection for more than 4 hours...

spaceman

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please seek immediate medical attention if using Levitra.
how did they decide 4 hours was the cutoff for a dangerous erection?
 

HappyFace

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Whatever you do, don't use the words cuttoff dangerous erection in the same sentance! :Q
 

spaceman

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Originally posted by: HappyFace
Whatever you do, don't use the words cuttoff dangerous erection in the same sentance! :Q

i know...though fo that right after posting it.
maybe the subtitle should be..
How to cut off a dangerous erection?
 

spaceman

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Originally posted by: aircooled
a little booze, coke, or meth....that'll take care of the bad erection!

ahh.the joys of whiskey weiner...........................










































for her :(
 

OutHouse

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its dangerous because the o2 blood in your weiner becomes non-o2 blood. tissue begins to break down and becomes extremely painful. nothing like a little narcrosis of the weiner to ruin your day.
 
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Originally posted by: Citrix
its dangerous because the o2 blood in your weiner becomes non-o2 blood. tissue begins to break down and becomes extremely painful. nothing like a little narcrosis of the weiner to ruin your day.

umm...ouch
 

NFS4

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If you have an erection for more than 4 hours...
...bang every willing, breathing, non-prostitute, non STD, non-ugly chick you can before it goes limp again.
 

kb315

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I gotta question, If it really happens and you consult a doctor after 4 hours,

What are they gonna do about it??????
 

Bryophyte

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I've heard they recommend ice packs on the offending organ while you're on your way to the hospital. :Q
 

V00D00

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Just imagine going to the doctor with a huge wood bulging in your pants. Har har har.
 

Bryophyte

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Originally posted by: kb315
I gotta question, If it really happens and you consult a doctor after 4 hours,

What are they gonna do about it??????

Typically they'll drain the blood with a needle, and give you some kind of medication (don't recall what it is.)
 

mwtgg

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Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Originally posted by: kb315
I gotta question, If it really happens and you consult a doctor after 4 hours,

What are they gonna do about it??????

Typically they'll drain the blood with a needle, and give you some kind of medication (don't recall what it is.)

Owwwwwwiiiiieeeeee
 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: mwtgg
Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Originally posted by: kb315
I gotta question, If it really happens and you consult a doctor after 4 hours,

What are they gonna do about it??????

Typically they'll drain the blood with a needle, and give you some kind of medication (don't recall what it is.)

Owwwwwwiiiiieeeeee

LOL, reminds me of an episode of E.R. Some teenager comes into the E.R with a massive hard-on. He goes to see the doctor and Dr. Weaver tells him that masturbation followed by ejaculation should help with the problem. He responds with "But I don't do that, I'm a Christian."

Then Weaver says, "Well, I can just drain it out with a needle if you'd like that."

Kid responds "Ummm, where's the bathroom?"

:laugh: