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If you had your own holodeck...

TastesLikeChicken

TastesLikeChicken

Lifer
What would you do after you got done banging every celebrity and hot body you ever knew?

I would ride on a huge dinosaur through a Jurassic landscape.

Then I would bang 7 of 9 again for the umpteenth million time.
 
Practice the Top Gear track until I got to the top of the board, or ruined the transmission since I have never shifted a car with my left hand. :|
 
After banging the celebrities and hot bodies? I'd bang the uggos. All females must be banged by Dirigible. It is law.
 
I'd use my erection granted by holographic sex interests and turn it into an instrument of torture against rapists off of the holodeck.
 
Dirigible said:
After banging the celebrities and hot bodies? I'd bang the uggos. All females must be banged by Dirigible. It is law.
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good. i am sure you already on this. So far you have what? lefty loosy and righty tighty banged? then starting on the uggos right?

😛


with a real holodeck? oh man. who knows..but i am sure i would have fun
 
TastesLikeChicken said:
What would you do after you got done banging every celebrity and hot body you ever knew?

I would ride on a huge dinosaur through a Jurassic landscape.

Then I would bang 7 of 9 again for the umpteenth million time.
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Think I would have a hard time not using it to bang. I mean think about this dilema. Get home from work. Gang bang with 3 hot blondes or ride a dinaosaur? I watched Jurassic park, Jeff Goldblum is annoying.
 
I've always wondered that. What happens to your spooge once your done. Does it float around in the air inside the hologram till you end the program? Then it all comes splatting down?
 
dabuddha said:
I've always wondered that. What happens to your spooge once your done. Does it float around in the air inside the hologram till you end the program? Then it all comes splatting down?
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yeah.

they gotta have an anti-spooge system. something to either zap it or clean it.

maybe that is what Data would do on his time off?
 
dabuddha said:
I've always wondered that. What happens to your spooge once your done. Does it float around in the air inside the hologram till you end the program? Then it all comes splatting down?
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Use a replicator to replicate yourself up some Kleenex.
 
TastesLikeChicken said:
What would you do after you got done banging every celebrity and hot body you ever knew?
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Start at the begining of the list and work my way thorugh it again? and again....and again.....and well you get the pitcure

Sluggo said:
My left hand is really retarded. Any task that requires something more than bludgeoning has to be done with my right.
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You can bludgeon with it? I can't even do that. It would feel like a 5 year old girl was hitting you. Unless it has W,A,S,D keys. I can press the shit out of those!

child of wonder said:
My dick would be squeaking out dust within a week.
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Thats when you have to hit your stride - no cleanup!
 
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