if you had to pick, which would you choose and why?

MrDudeMan

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if a person held you at gun point and told you to choose, which would you pick and why?

a pink polkadot sweater with "i love teh animal sexorz" written in lace on the front...and you have to wear it everyday for 2 months without washing it...and he gets to smash your pinky toe into oblivion

or

kicked in the balls repeatedly until one of them breaks or he gets tired


edit: YOU CAN NOT TAKE THE GUN!!! this person is like 20 feet tall and has armor on. you cant wound, kill, or even touch the gunman. all you do is pick.


 

HaxorNubcake

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a pink polkadot sweater with "i love teh animal sexorz" written in lace on the front
i'd wear it w/ pride also.
 

nageov3t

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the sweater, because there's no stipulation that I couldn't wear something over that, and the next 2 months are going to be pretty cold :)
 

acemcmac

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I have a problem with letting other people have that much control over me... I'd fight with him/her over the gun... then sodomize him with the gun before going cooter strike on his ass :D
 

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: loki8481
the sweater, because there's no stipulation that I couldn't wear something over that, and the next 2 months are going to be pretty cold :)

but your pinky toe has been obliterated...did you forget that part?
 

nageov3t

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Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
Originally posted by: loki8481
the sweater, because there's no stipulation that I couldn't wear something over that, and the next 2 months are going to be pretty cold :)

but your pinky toe has been obliterated...did you forget that part?

it's the pinky toe, though. it doesn't really do anything, and it's pretty small ;)
 

nmcglennon

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I'd kick him in the balls until one of them breaks and then smash his toe and make him wear the pink polka dotted shirt.
 

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: nmcglennon
I'd kick him in the balls until one of them breaks and then smash his toe and make him wear the pink polka dotted shirt.

WRONG!!! read my edit. this situation is impossible based on the original (after edit) criteria.
 

Metalloid

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Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
Originally posted by: loki8481
the sweater, because there's no stipulation that I couldn't wear something over that, and the next 2 months are going to be pretty cold :)

but your pinky toe has been obliterated...did you forget that part?

it's the pinky toe, though. it doesn't really do anything, and it's pretty small ;)

So are your balls....
 

amol

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Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
edit: YOU CAN NOT TAKE THE GUN!!! this person is like 20 feet tall and has armor on. you cant wound, kill, or even touch the gunman. all you do is pick.

i'd stop dreaming :roll:
 

BurnItDwn

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Too many variables.
What kind of gun?
How long until he gets tired?
exactly how much force does this lunatic have when kicking?
Can I shield my balls with quick knee movement .. I'm pretty sure after the first time, I would catch on really quickly
If I can't wash the shirt, can I still take showers and wear another shirt under it so it doesn't smell so bad?
What if the shirt doesn't fit?
What if the shirt violates dress code at work? Does that mean I no longer have 2 options?
Which pinky toe will he smash, left foot, right foot, both?

Also, If it were a person, he would not be 20 feet tall. I believe the tallest person ever in recorded distory was 8 feet and 11 inches tall.
What kind of armor is he wearing? I assume he would not have too much flexibillity and he may not be able to kick high enough to get my balls....
Also, if he is wearing so much armor that I can not even hurt him, he is probably weighted down pretty much. Why can I not run?

If I had every bit of detail, I would overanalyze the situation, and possibly make whatever decision I believe would leave the least long term problems.

 

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: hjo3
I hereby declare you the king of stupid hypothetical questions.

its just a question you douche. if you dont like it, dont post in the thread. kthxbye.


Originally posted by: KingNothing
WTF is wrong with you?

read above. thanks.
 

LordMorpheus

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Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
Originally posted by: loki8481
the sweater, because there's no stipulation that I couldn't wear something over that, and the next 2 months are going to be pretty cold :)

but your pinky toe has been obliterated...did you forget that part?

it's the pinky toe, though. it doesn't really do anything, and it's pretty small ;)

Yeah, I hardly have any feeling in my feet anyway. Whats a pinky toe? Mine is smaller than a quarter. Hell, both of them are even deformed . . .the nail grows up like a talon. only on the pinky toes. I'm a monster or something.
 

hjo3

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Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
Originally posted by: hjo3
I hereby declare you the king of stupid hypothetical questions.
its just a question you douche. if you dont like it, dont post in the thread. kthxbye.
So it's your contention that it's not a stupid question?
 
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Originally posted by: Metalloid
Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
Originally posted by: loki8481
the sweater, because there's no stipulation that I couldn't wear something over that, and the next 2 months are going to be pretty cold :)

but your pinky toe has been obliterated...did you forget that part?

it's the pinky toe, though. it doesn't really do anything, and it's pretty small ;)

So are your balls....

:Q
 

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: hjo3
Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
Originally posted by: hjo3
I hereby declare you the king of stupid hypothetical questions.
its just a question you douche. if you dont like it, dont post in the thread. kthxbye.
So it's your contention that it's not a stupid question?

no, i absolutely agree that it is a stupid question. you could not be more correct. :)

relax dude. its just something to stir some humor late at night.
 

hjo3

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Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
its just a question you douche. if you dont like it, dont post in the thread. kthxbye.
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no, i absolutely agree that it is a stupid question. you could not be more correct. :)

relax dude. its just something to stir some humor late at night.
I hereby declare you the bipolar king of stupid hypothetical questions.