If you had to pick a way to die....

[Klixxer]

a shotgun 10 gauge, pointed 45 degrees up in my mouth, at my brainstem, no twitch, just pull the trigger. Awake or aslseep, i would be calm.

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: OverVolt
Probably something extreme like throw me in a pit of lions or something, i think it would be fun.

With your next paycheck, buy yourself a lot of razors, put them in a tub, roll around. then tell us how much fun THAT was.

[edit] however, typing when you have razorblades that penetrates your skull, elbows and halfway throuhg your fingers won't be ease, so don't even try [/edit]

 

[slurm]

death by slurm

 

[wfbberzerker]

death by masturbation.

 

[KhoiFather]

Dying by drowning or being burned to death is two of the worst ways to die

 

[slurm]

Dying by drowning or being burned to death is two of the worst ways to die

I'm sure you already know this, but when you get "burned to death", it isn't the fire that kills you, it's the smoke inhalation... which sucks anyways

 

[Siva]

Originally posted by: slurm

Dying by drowning or being burned to death is two of the worst ways to die

I'm sure you already know this, but when you get "burned to death", it isn't the fire that kills you, it's the smoke inhalation... which sucks anyways

no, if you're lit on fire, its the fire that burns you to death. in a fire (like a house fire) it can often be the smoke.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: slurm

Dying by drowning or being burned to death is two of the worst ways to die

I'm sure you already know this, but when you get "burned to death", it isn't the fire that kills you, it's the smoke inhalation... which sucks anyways

What are you, some sort of asbestos based life-form?

 

[CVSiN]

Dieing very old after sex with a 25 year old super model

 

[gigapet]

beheading during the superbowl halftime show.

 

[ABitTooSpicy]

Die at the age of 81 while having a threesome with 23 year old japanese twins! :beer:

 

[biostud]

Originally posted by: FleshLight
Death by unga bunga

 

[toekramp]

Originally posted by: nan0bug
I want to die by jumping out of a plane at about 30,000 ft without a parachute over the ocean once I have a terminal illness or life stops being fun.

me too!

 

[Linflas]

If I have to then I guess my choice would be in my sleep at a very very ripe old age.:beer:

 

[DeeKnow]

heart attack from a gigantic orgasm when i'm 70?

 

[Thump553]

Nelson Rockefeller showed us the way:

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[BespinReactorShaft]

Death by Sh!ttamania

 

[tRaptor]

Originally posted by: Thump553
Nelson Rockefeller showed us the way:

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[notfred]

Like Bruce Willis in Armageddon.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: DeeKnow
heart attack from a gigantic orgasm when i'm 70?

Make that 120 and I'd be satisfied.

 

[Joemonkey]

either:

slow asphyxiation, like being in an airtight room and slowly running out of oxygen as i breathe, getting a crazy high feeling as lack of oxygen to the brain, then pass out and die painlessly

or:

frozen to death, you would go completely numb, pass out, die

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: DeeKnow
heart attack from a gigantic orgasm when i'm 70?

Make that 120 and I'd be satisfied.

Dude @ 120 you would need a crane to get it up

Ausm

 

[jyates]

Originally posted by: BingBongWongFooey
Beheading under anesthesia, just to see what it's like. (without the horrific pain)

How would you know it happened?

 

[OrByte]

Originally posted by: jyates

Originally posted by: BingBongWongFooey
Beheading under anesthesia, just to see what it's like. (without the horrific pain)

How would you know it happened?

I would think by looking up and seeing your decapitated body while your noggin is rolling around on the floor....


....that might be a good indicator.

:beer:


Oh and right now I want to spontaneously combust all over my bosses office so he would have to pick all my sh!t up.

that would be the way to go!

 

[Capone]

Originally posted by: jyates

Originally posted by: BingBongWongFooey
Beheading under anesthesia, just to see what it's like. (without the horrific pain)

How would you know it happened?

Not saying this is true but to quote a Canibis song:

" If the head is severed from the body with a sharp enough weapon, the brain remains conscious for 10 seconds."