If you had to pick a mail order bride . . .

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Bart*Simpson

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Based on the cuisine I'd go with a German girl.

But back in 2006 I encountered a captivating young lass from Belarus who had porcelain white skin, raven black hair, and ice blue eyes with the smile of an angel so even if she couldn't cook I'd still say Belarus. :)
 

ponyo

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US with French influence. Maybe someone from New Orleans. US has great food and American girls are hot.
 

Puffnstuff

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There are hot women all across the globe but I do love America because we are the melting pot of the world and all cultures can be found here. We can get great food from all of them right here at home.
 

Yakk

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I would choose Korea for food & gaming! ;)

I would have many

One from Thailand, one from Vietnam, one from Jamaica, one from Ethiopia, one from South India, one from Nepal, one from New Orleans, one from Greece, one from France, one from Turkey, one from Mexico, one from Korea, One from Japan, One from Kentucky, one from Kansas City, one from Texas, one from South Carolina (Hey I love good BBQ of all sorts!) and one from China.

Sounds expensive. But Montreal Canada has a great tasters menu. :D
 

renz20003

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I say Canadian, all dressed chips and gravy fries...MMM

And when we are having sex she would say "Oh yeah, Oh yeah, that's good A?
 

SolMiester

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Last place I would get a mail order bride from is Philippines, they will grab all your money and gamble it away!..LOL....I do like the idea of a Russian bride though...
 

flexy

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I am in Spain, some of the girls here are like.....MIND.BLOWING. Make some super-models look like trash :) That being said, I once knew a girl from Laos...she was Asian...or American/Asian. Normally not into Asians...but she looked da bomb :)
And...uh...Puerto Rico...because they have some really big...you know what...
 

NAC4EV

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What the hell is wrong with guys!!!
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Hasn’t past experiences taught you that marrying women is BAD NEWS.
Marriage is a bad deal for men.
After six months she will take half your stuff.
Marriage is a trap for men. Avoid it like the plague. If you want pussy, there are plenty of women out there giving it away for free.

No need to walk down the aisle.
When will you learn.

 

Crono

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If cuisine is the concern, I'd have to go with whichever has the most vegan women and dishes. So probably Israel or maybe India.
I can cook for myself, though.
 
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JulesMaximus

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If you had to pick a mail order bride strictly on the cuisine of her/his country, what country would you pick your bride from?

Assume all other things are equal and you will get a lifetime of quality, homemade meals from your new bride/groom, but only from the country they are from.

I couldn't do the mail order bride thing. I would never consider marrying someone for such superficial reasons. Honestly, what country she's from or what kind of food she can cook means fuck all to me.
 

sandorski

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I couldn't do the mail order bride thing. I would never consider marrying someone for such superficial reasons. Honestly, what country she's from or what kind of food she can cook means fuck all to me.

True. As long as she tastes good, I'd be willing to do all the cooking if need be.
 
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skull

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More like a house help/maid than a bride .

I was only at there house an hour and a half she didn't speak English sorry I don't have more details about her. She was a mail order bride, did you want me to put loving? If I was her I would of hated that son of a bitch.
 

Puffnstuff

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Have you guys ever perused one of these mail order brides sites? I knew a guy who loved russianbrides.com and was always looking at it while on a company computer. :eek: