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If you had to pick a mail order bride . . .

madoka

madoka

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If you had to pick a mail order bride strictly on the cuisine of her/his country, what country would you pick your bride from?

Assume all other things are equal and you will get a lifetime of quality, homemade meals from your new bride/groom, but only from the country they are from.
 
Assuming all things are equal, the only thing I will get a lifetime of from a mail order bride is a lifetime of credit problem, identity theft, and bankruptcies.

But that aside, Italy, of course.
 
I would learn to like Ukraine food, because the girls there are beautiful, and that itself would be enough motivation for me to like their food.
 
I would have many

One from Thailand, one from Vietnam, one from Jamaica, one from Ethiopia, one from South India, one from Nepal, one from New Orleans, one from Greece, one from France, one from Turkey, one from Mexico, one from Korea, One from Japan, One from Kentucky, one from Kansas City, one from Texas, one from South Carolina (Hey I love good BBQ of all sorts!) and one from China.
 
There's plenty of good Mexican/Hispanic restaurants around me, so that knocks out Central and South America for me.

I'm not into sushi, so no Japanese. While I like Chinese-American food, the traditional Chinese stuff turns me off.

I LOVE pho, and that one dish makes me seriously consider Vietnamese.

Otherwise, I'd probably go to some Mediterranean country, like Greece or Italy.
 
aigomorla said:
I would learn to like Ukraine food, because the girls there are beautiful, and that itself would be enough motivation for me to like their food.
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Let's assume all the mail-order brides are equally attractive to you. You may come to regret a lifetime of borshch.
 
dave_the_nerd said:
Assuming all things are equal, the only thing I will get a lifetime of from a mail order bride is a lifetime of credit problem, identity theft, and bankruptcies.

But that aside, Italy, of course.
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I had a customer the whole time I was at his house he went on and on about his mail order bride. He said they have to come from the Philippines, its the only place to get a good mail order bride. She was a nice lady, worked, cooked and cleaned. I bet it ends in badly, only because he was a schmuck.
 
BurnItDwn said:
I would have many

One from Thailand, one from Vietnam, one from Jamaica, one from Ethiopia, one from South India, one from Nepal, one from New Orleans, one from Greece, one from France, one from Turkey, one from Mexico, one from Korea, One from Japan, One from Kentucky, one from Kansas City, one from Texas, one from South Carolina (Hey I love good BBQ of all sorts!) and one from China.
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this guy has the idea,
 
I would say Italy because that is the best, but I already do that pretty well. So I'm gonna go with...Vietnam? because I want to learn.

shit, maybe Peru. I can't decide.
 
I do not know how people can spend the rest of their lives with someone that not truly love them. Back to the topic, I do not have any reference of nationality or country. I just want someone who is cute, nice, honest, and fun to spend time with.
 
BurnItDwn said:
I would have many

One from Thailand, one from Vietnam, one from Jamaica, one from Ethiopia, one from South India, one from Nepal, one from New Orleans, one from Greece, one from France, one from Turkey, one from Mexico, one from Korea, One from Japan, One from Kentucky, one from Kansas City, one from Texas, one from South Carolina (Hey I love good BBQ of all sorts!) and one from China.
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you picked the wrong Carolina, there. Those fuckers don't know BBQ.
 
Just in case, some of you Italy guys know that Italian food isn't like Olive Garden? And, there aren't endless breadsticks - those aren't Italian at all. You're not going to get spaghetti and meatballs, either.

That said,
Italian.

Of course, it's hard to get a lot of the ingredients here. You're lucky if the store carries more than 1 or 2 types of crappy American balsamic vinegar.
 
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