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Originally posted by: Leros
Originally posted by: CKent
Muslim woman.
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Thats kinda offensive....
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Religion and its related sanity or lack thereof is a choice entirely within our control. Note that I'm not making a racial statement; Muslims come in all colors.
 
Originally posted by: CKent
Originally posted by: Leros
Originally posted by: CKent
Muslim woman.
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Thats kinda offensive....
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Religion and its related sanity or lack thereof is a choice entirely within our control. Note that I'm not making a racial statement; Muslims come in all colors.
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Right.. if you can't play nicely then you should leave this thread
 
Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
By some set of bizarre hypothetical circumstances you are forced to marry a non-human animal. You have to do all the normal things you would with a spouse, dates, cooking, arguing, sex etc. What non-human animal would you choose to marry?
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No matter how you try to spin this, it's not cool to do your dog man.
 
I like creative thinking. Normally.

one creature that comes into mind is a Vila. Normally they are beautiful blonde
women, but they turn into hawk-like creatures when they get pissed off. in the
world of Harry Potter that is.

like i really want to speculate about what ANIMAL i'd like to have sex with.

i do like the way green gecko's wind their bodies around each other when they're
doing the wild thing.
 
Originally posted by: anxi80
Jay: So your in this for the p*ssy right?
Brent: No, I'm in this because I LOOOVE animals, stupid?
Jay: Even sheep?
Brent: Of course. Sheep are beautiful creatures.
Jay: So would you f*ck a sheep?
Brent: What is your damage, little boy. You have a sick and twisted world perspective.
Jay: No, you're misunderstaning me, Prince Valiant. I'm saying if you were a sheep, would you f*ck a sheep, if you were another sheep?
Brent: Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would.
Jay: Thought so.
[Yelling]
Jay: Yo, this motherf*cker ain't one of us. He said he'd f*ck a sheep!
Brent: No! No! No!
Jay: [Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving] WHO'S STUPID NOW, DIRTY SHEEP F*CKER!
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Heh, first thing I thought of. 😀

KT
 
If I marry anyone or anything, it's going to be a human female who turns into an animal in bed 😀
 
Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
By some set of bizarre hypothetical circumstances you are forced to marry a non-human animal. You have to do all the normal things you would with a spouse, dates, cooking, arguing, sex etc. What non-human animal would you choose to marry?
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Did you just come up with a round-about way to post a thread asking what kind of animal people would prefer to have sex with? Seriously, did you make a bet with someone to see if you could do this?
 
Originally posted by: Throwmeabone
Originally posted by: CKent
Originally posted by: Leros
Originally posted by: CKent
Muslim woman.
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Thats kinda offensive....
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Religion and its related sanity or lack thereof is a choice entirely within our control. Note that I'm not making a racial statement; Muslims come in all colors.
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Right.. if you can't play nicely then you should leave this thread
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Get a grip, it's a thread about furries.
 
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: DomS
If I'm taking....Clydesdale...if I'm giving.....Baboon (male)
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That's a really disturbing post.
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why? I mean might as well and see how far my butthole cna streatch right? if the oPs fantasy was true i mean.
 
Originally posted by: DomS
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: DomS
If I'm taking....Clydesdale...if I'm giving.....Baboon (male)
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That's a really disturbing post.
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why? I mean might as well and see how far my butthole cna streatch right? if the oPs fantasy was true i mean.
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You didn't hear about the guy that was killed by that?
 
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