If you had to guess how you would die

Exterous

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Jun 20, 2006
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What would it be?

My guess is heart attack while driving in traffic - and then hopefully I can take a few of the aholes around me with me when I go
 

Pick2

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Long , Slow and Painful.
You can only experience it once.Why would you want to sleep thru it or just drop dead ?
 
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BD231

Lifer
Feb 26, 2001
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90 years old on my death bed wiff my waife holdin mah hand as i slipped into a painless deep sleep staring into her beautiful 20 something year old eyes experiencing my final sexual climax as she finishes me with the best hand job i ever had.

Course id be in my milti-million dollar house surrounded with naked french maid's all weeping for me.
 

shortylickens

No Lifer
Jul 15, 2003
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I wanna die peacefully in my sleep, just like grandpa.

Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
 
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Gryz

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I hardly drank any alcohol in my life.
I'm pretty sure I will die of liver failure.
Or else maybe lung cancer.
 

brianmanahan

Lifer
Sep 2, 2006
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pretty sure it'll be dementia. already had lots of brain-related problems, so it makes sense that my brain will give out.
 

Bartman39

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Jul 4, 2000
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Damn ya'll are to young or something...?

Me I wanna die on the up stroke so I will gain one going down and another coming out... :D (so old)
 

angminas

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Dec 17, 2006
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Train, airplane, and earthquake all hitting my house simultaneously while I'm lighting a match in a gas-filled room.
 

GagHalfrunt

Lifer
Apr 19, 2001
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Beer in one hand, explosives in the other and right after saying "Hey Jethro! Watch this!!" I want to be immortalized on YouTube forever.
 
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Red Squirrel

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May 24, 2003
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I'll probably fall from a high place, or maybe die from a heart attack. Or both, get heart attack while working on a high place, then fall. I don't really work at heights that often but I'm not afraid of heights like at all, in fact kinda enjoy it, so my cockyness towards that will one day get the best of me. :p
 

lxskllr

No Lifer
Nov 30, 2004
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Cancer's a safe bet; probably skin. I'd prefer dying while choking the shit out of someone who needs it.
 

Red Squirrel

No Lifer
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Oh right skin cancer, I could see myself get that eventually given all the sun burns I've gotten in my life and my overall sensitivity to the sun.
 

Rubycon

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Aug 10, 2005
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Disabling the interlock on a copper vapor laser and nearly contacting the power supply output almost did it.
Almost...
 

Paratus

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Jun 4, 2004
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Having sex when I'm 80+.
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At any rate I'm thinking heart attack or heat death of the universe. 50/50 chance.
 

child of wonder

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Aug 31, 2006
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Colon cancer (stupid IBS) or heart failure (family history of heart disease).

If I live to 70 I'll do cart wheels (then keel over and die probably).
 

ultimatebob

Lifer
Jul 1, 2001
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Knowing my luck, I'll die of a stress related stroke at work just a few months before retirement.
 

Sonikku

Lifer
Jun 23, 2005
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If you had asked me a couple months ago I would have said going splat from a tenth story drop out my window.
 

vi edit

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Old age. Relatives on both side have lived very long lives...85, 95, 103, 105, ect.

Eventually the body says enough is enough and shuts down. Hopefully it's fast and peaceful and not a drain on my kids.

Or I could get creamed tomorrow by a driver not paying attention to me on the highway while I'm running. You just never know.