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scorpmatt

scorpmatt

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Feb 8, 2001
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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: ArtVandalay
JokerSmoker - He'd find us a hot deal on a boat w/ free shipping and we'd be able to get off the island.
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:laugh: free shipping :D
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:laugh: I just noticed that. HA! free shipping on a boat.
 
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tweakmm

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Hmm... lets see, I could get an anti-social nerd or an ugly chick.

There is a fairly small percentage of ATOTers that I have even a modicum of respect for and given that I've never met anyone from here I would have no idea how they are in person so the people on my list would all have an equal share of preference. I'd definitely either want someone that I could have long passive conversations about philosophy with or someone who I could have very heated arguments with.

I realize that reason has no place in a "what if you were stuck on a desert island" discussion, but a problem to all the people talking about bringing girls(doggish selection aside) one would better hope that after they were stranded the Trojan freighter crashed soon afterwards. Unless you just want a woman to bitch at you about the coconut arrangement, the palm tree pruning and the overall uncomfortableness of the sand in their vagina, having sex leads to babies and incase you didn't know, the life expectancy of a pregnant woman before birthing was mostly done in sterile hospitals was pretty low.

So now you are on a desert island alone with an ugly corpse of a woman you used to have sex with.
 
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J0hnny

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Originally posted by: tweakmm
Hmm... lets see, I could get an anti-social nerd or an ugly chick.

There is a fairly small percentage of ATOTers that I have even a modicum of respect for and given that I've never met anyone from here I would have no idea how they are in person so the people on my list would all have an equal share of preference. I'd definitely either want someone that I could have long passive conversations about philosophy with or someone who I could have very heated arguments with.

I realize that reason has no place in a "what if you were stuck on a desert island" discussion, but a problem to all the people talking about bringing girls(doggish selection aside) one would better hope that after they were stranded the Trojan freighter crashed soon afterwards. Unless you just want a woman to bitch at you about the coconut arrangement, the palm tree pruning and the overall uncomfortableness of the sand in their vagina, having sex leads to babies and incase you didn't know, the life expectancy of a pregnant woman before birthing was mostly done in sterile hospitals was pretty low.

So now you are on a desert island alone with an ugly corpse of a woman you used to have sex with.
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When she dies, there is no point of living anymore!
 
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artikk

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Dec 24, 2004
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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: bootymac
Nik, so I can eat him
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You don't have to take me to an island to do that; you just have to buy me dinner first.
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:laugh: My choice was also either you or neonerd just because he's russian
 
DT4K

DT4K

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Originally posted by: tweakmm
Hmm... lets see, I could get an anti-social nerd or an ugly chick.

There is a fairly small percentage of ATOTers that I have even a modicum of respect for and given that I've never met anyone from here I would have no idea how they are in person so the people on my list would all have an equal share of preference. I'd definitely either want someone that I could have long passive conversations about philosophy with or someone who I could have very heated arguments with.

I realize that reason has no place in a "what if you were stuck on a desert island" discussion, but a problem to all the people talking about bringing girls(doggish selection aside) one would better hope that after they were stranded the Trojan freighter crashed soon afterwards. Unless you just want a woman to bitch at you about the coconut arrangement, the palm tree pruning and the overall uncomfortableness of the sand in their vagina, having sex leads to babies and incase you didn't know, the life expectancy of a pregnant woman before birthing was mostly done in sterile hospitals was pretty low.

So now you are on a desert island alone with an ugly corpse of a woman you used to have sex with.
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Nah, you'd just have to DHI... oh wait, better not say that.
 
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