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If you had one dollar

Originally posted by: sonz70

Topic Title: If you had one dollar
Topic Summary: and had to choose between 100 penny candies or

giving it to a homeless person...what would you do?

Let the bum start saving for some Beer 🙂
 
First i would trade it for two quarters, because two is more then one.

Then trade it for five nickels, because five is more then two.

Then I give it to the homeless person.
 
Originally posted by: Neurorelay
First i would trade it for two quarters, because two is more then one.

Then trade it for five nickels, because five is more then two.

Then I give it to the homeless person.

Remind me not to ask you to hold on to money for me, if you lose yours that easily..
 
Everytime I have offered a bum candy they have gotten angry and told me to they "Don't want any fvcking candy". So I would keep it!!!
 
Originally posted by: Neurorelay
First i would trade it for two quarters, because two is more then one.

Then trade it for five nickels, because five is more then two.

Smart
My dad gave me one dollar bill
'Cause I'm his smartest son,
And I swapped it for two shiny quarters
'Cause two is more than one!

And then I took the quarters
And traded them to Lou
For three dimes --- I guess he don't know
That three is more than two!

Just then, along came old blind Bates
And just 'cause he can't see
He gave me four nickles for my three dimes,
And four is more than three!

And I took the nickles to Hiram Coombs --
Down at the seed-feed store,
And the fool gave me five pennies for them,
And five is more than four!

And then I went and showed my dad,
And he got red in the cheeks
And closed his eyes and shook his head --
Too proud of me to speak!
 
Anandtechies must get really bored at night...I know I do...all the new threads is hilarious
 
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