If you had a world class hitman after you

[Mayne]

I'd probably kill myself. So much paranoia.

 

[Printer Bandit]

i'd enjoy the cat and mouse game while it lasts.

 

[Muse]

I'd shit my pants. Then I'd pull myself together, find his ass, kill him, cut his head off, stick it on top of a 12 foot poll, plant it in the ground and do a magnificent warrior dance around it like an American Indian.

 

[MongGrel]

Just ignore his posts would ya 😛

 

[Mayne]

Just ignore his posts would ya 😛

I want to kill mongrel now.

 

[Muse]

I want to kill mongrel now.

Get yourself together, go watch wrestling on TV or something.

 

[Mayne]

i've never been this hammered before and still awake.

 

[Slew Foot]

id have my blind sidekick accidentally bump into him and send him flying into a deep gorge.

 

[dr150]

Buy myself some dragons and put them in front of my door.

 

[Ichinisan]

No Country for Old Men was pretty intense.

 

[squirrel dog]

I'd offer up an analogy , along with some ninja death stars .

 

[BarkingGhostar]

I'd be proud that I did something bad enough to get the world class hit man after me.

--Silver Lining

 

[sandorski]

I'd probably never realize it. One moment I'd probably be doing something totally boring and normal. The next moment I'd be dead.

 

[BoomerD]

World class? You mean like this guy?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=354_1439677517

 

[TallBill]

If you had a world class hitman coming for you then you'd never know..

 

[disappoint]

If you had a world trash troll after you...

I'd probably hurt myself reading threads. It's like cutting yourself only worse. Instead of a cutter you'd be a reader. /Shudders.

 

[BUTCH1]

I'd pay him double to rip your head off with a chain-saw.

 

[Kyle]

If you had a world class hitman coming for you then you'd never know..

Exactly...somewhat related- I think it's funny when people swear they always see every speed trap/cop that's hiding. Yeah..cause the one's you didn't see....you DIDN'T SEE

 

[Puppies04]

If you had a world class hitman coming for you then you'd never know..

I presume every comment in this thread is based on perceptions from holywood movies.

 

[Muse]

No Country for Old Men was pretty intense.

But more than a little stupid.

 

[JimKiler]

If you had a world class hitman coming for you then you'd never know..

I'd probably never realize it. One moment I'd probably be doing something totally boring and normal. The next moment I'd be dead.

exactly, case closed.

 

[Kaido]

Funny, just watched Red (and Red 2). Fun to see professional vs. professional!

 

[twinrider1]

If I knew, I'd spend my time going after the guy that hired him. But yea, I doubt I'd ever know about it beforehand.

 

[Ichinisan]

But more than a little stupid.

In what ways exactly?

 

[JimKiler]

Now if it is a mob hitman then you pay off a mobster to find out names of the hitman. When they call your phone and leave messages for your family you take the message and do the same thing back to the hitmen (with their message) and then they think they will get knock off and be too scared to go after you.