If you had a warning label, what would it say?

[SMOGZINN]

Online Interactions Not Rated

 

[SKORPI0]

 

[BoomerD]

That would be false advertising...

 

[Minerva]

do not stare at my headlights!

 

[dud]

"Everything that I believed when I was young was wrong. Only time opened my eyes"

 

[TecHNooB]

do not stare at my headlights!

you're asking too much :|

 

[BoomerD]

you're asking too much :|

especially if it's cold...and the headlights are on high beam...:wub:

 

[Jeff7]

Warning: Ambiguity

 

[amdhunter]

Mines would just have a Black warning icon.

 

[RbSX]

Warning: May easily combust if annoyed.

 

[dennilfloss]

Handle with care.

 

[Locut0s]

Looks may deceive.

 

[Raduque]

Not safe for public consumption.

 

[IronWing]

If you hear me humming, don't ask because, yes, I do know the lyrics, all of them.

 

[artikk]

Nothing on the label. Evolution is a great thing.

 

[Away]

Slippery when wet. :sneaky:

 

[Braznor]

My sig

 

[Sluggo]

Lots of blackinches to be had.

 

[edro]

Warning: No risk of electrical shock!

 

[WelshBloke]

Warning: May cause chafing.

 

[Possessed Freak]

Warning: Contains little to no empathy.

 

[shortylickens]

Keep away from MILFS

 

[Macamus Prime]

Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

 

[nageov3t]

 

[coloumb]

"Extreme pressure may build up unless released a few times per week"