If you had a pet chimp, how would you dress him?

[JLGatsby]

A dressed up chimp is a happy chimp.

http://www.primate.or.kr/gallery/funny/...ee%20Dressed%20in%20Evening%20Wear.jpg

Edit: I was listening to "Be Near Me" by ABC and it inspired me to add another new option.

Dress your chimp up like Martin Fry, lead singer of the 80s New Wave band ABC (one of my favorite groups).

http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/features/wallpaper/images/640/abc.jpg

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Crash test dummy.

 

[The Godfather]

Workout outfit or Butler.

 

[DaiShan]

Need some fashion tips?

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: DaiShan
Need some fashion tips?

WHAI YESZ, YESZ I DO.

 

[JLGatsby]

More votes.

 

[Kilgor]

What are you wearing?

 

[slayer202]

for some reason, crash test dummy sounds the funniest

 

[Looney]

I see you've moved from the 4 legged animals to primates. Still sick though.

 

[tfinch2]

I'd dress him like JLGatsby but of course!

 

[TheoPetro]

now now this is his first thread/post that i dont wanna castrate him for. lets not be mean

 

[shortylickens]

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(Patiently waiting for someone to make a joke about primate discipline.)

 

[sandmanwake]

(Waiting for someone to post a picture of GWB.)

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: shortylickens

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(Patiently waiting for someone to make a joke about primate discipline.)

That makes no sense.

 

[JDrake]

Just a diaper.

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: joedrake
Just a diaper.

:thumbsdown: No chimp for you.

 

[JDrake]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: joedrake
Just a diaper.

:thumbsdown: No chimp for you.

But I voted whipped cream bikini :shocked:

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: shortylickens
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(Patiently waiting for someone to make a joke about primate discipline.)

That makes no sense.

Similar to spanking the monkey.

 

[BurnItDwn]

I'd dress it up like abe lincoln .... with a bigass top hat to boot!

 

[clamum]

Like a rapper with a bunch of bling

Chimps kick ass

 

[mindmaniac]

Leather cowboy vest, tophat, and a bubble pipe that he would always have with him.

 

[PingSpike]

Is it possible for me to sell the chimp to a zoo? I don't really like chimps.

 

[BudAshes]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: shortylickens

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(Patiently waiting for someone to make a joke about primate discipline.)

That makes no sense.

how clueless are you?

 

[elbosco]

In a suit of armor.

 

[manlymatt83]

Richard Simmons FTW!